Whatever

Morning



I dont.

 

@Hobbs

 

This thread needs a breath of fresh @OneGiraffe

 

Perhaps we should swap out the filter too. You can only clean it off so many times before it's virtually useless.

 

Kinda like my Shop Vac.

It don't suck very good anymore...

 

Random werk perk

 

Ooof, just looking at that picture gave me the runs! I can't eat those anymore

 

Damn!! I just mailed a pallet of them to ya.

 

Unfortunately I have a nut intolerance (y'all keep your jokes to yourself!) so while I'm not allergic, it causes serious gastro issues

 

Running low on memory though





"... one thing drives out another..."

- Barliman Butterbur

 

My kid has a severe allergy, has to carry one of them needle thingies with him.

 

" there is light...beauty up there that no shadow can touch."

- Samwise Gamgee

 

You ever have to use it?

 

Most of you don't seem to folksy, but this is for all the soft bunnies out there on this lovely springish day.

Love writes a letter and sends it to Hate
"My vacation's ending, I'm coming home late"
"The weather was fine and the ocean was great"
"And I can't wait to see you again"

Hate reads the letter and throws it away
"No one here cares if you go or you stay"
"I barely even noticed that you were away"
"I'll see you or I won't, whatever"

Love sings a song as she sails through the sky
The water looks bluer through her pretty eyes
And everyone knows it whenever she flies
And also when she comes down

Hate keeps his head up and walks through the street
Every stranger and drifter, he greets
And shakes hands with every loner he meets
With a serious look on his face

Love arrives safely with suitcase in tow
Carrying with her the good things we know
A reason to live and a reason to grow
To trust, to hold, to care

Hate sits alone on the hood of his car
Without much regard to the moon or the stars
Lazily killing the last of a jar
Of the strongest stuff you can drink

Love takes a taxi, a young man drives
As soon he sees her, hope fills his eyes
But tears follow after at the end of the ride
'Cause he might never see her again

Hate gets home lucky to still be alive
He screams o'er the sidewalk and into the drive
The clock in the kitchen says two fifty five
And the clock in the kitchen is slow

Love has been waiting, patient and kind
Just wanting a phone call or some kind of sign
That the one that she cares for who's out of his mind
Will make it back safe to her arms

Hate stumbles forward and leans in the door
Weary head hung down, eyes to the floor
He says, "Love, I'm sorry" and she says, "What for?"
"I'm yours and that's it, whatever"
"I should not have been gone for so long"
"I'm yours and that's it, forever"
"Your mine and that's it, forever"

 

"Hoo! Now that would be telling!
Not so hasty. And I am doing the asking"

- Treebeard

Spoiler: Hey Bob

So didja?

 

Salty nuts - yum!!

 

Random...

Sumo mandarin... Worth it

 

Nah, he's been really good about reading ingredients and watching what he eats, and we never had anything in the house that he couldn't eat.

Fruit!!