ASSHOLE PARKING

Well that wasn’t me in the face of adversity. That was me in the face of a post I found worthy of a funny reply though lol.
You have a good day sir.

 

I think this is Asshole parking + more

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C27VNerujY0/?igsh=MWtwN2YxODhoa21qeA==

 

It is. Theft of electricity. Time to call the cops and file the report. And install a locked box for the plug end of he cable to be stored in.

 

That feels super staged

 

https://www.reddit.com/r/Seattle/s/Plcc5JOyG6

 

Not even an attempt at the lines

 

Predictable via that array of dooshbagery stickers.

 

That Reddit post was funny AF to read. I see a lot of those around. Even though I don't go to Seattle if possible.

 

Don't forget the useless front lug extenders. (spikes?)

 

I saw these two in front of the same Staples at different times.
My pics don't show the lines very well but both were almost halfway in the traffic lane.

 

I think the thing you guys are missing is that these people are really, really important

 

Or they are former lobotomy patients.

 

We're at the library today and the parking lot is the busiest I've ever seen it. So naturally, at least half the assholes are parked too far into their spots, forcing whoever parks in the adjacent spot in front of (or behind) them to hang out halfway into the driving lane.

 

Just out getting some lunch, saw this truck sticking out from the other side of the parking lot, didn’t realize how bad of a parking job it was until I got closer, hopefully nobody in a wheelchair needs the sidewalk or a car turning doesn’t catch the hitch sticking out. Just to be clear there was never a car in the next spot

 

Snapped this on my morning walk today. guy double parked in a single parking spot, probably visiting a friend or something but definitely blocked the sidewalk enough that a wheelchair wouldn't be able to make it without doing a little one wheel/offroading action, or they would have to go around on the street on the next driveway.

pretty regular occurrence with these neighbors.

 

Our street has this similar "boulevard" style where the sidewalk cuts the driveway in half. I hate it. If I didn't have that, I could put my trailer on my driveway or not block the sidewalk when I have to have both my car and my truck on one side of the driveway.

 

yeah that seems to be the norm here. This however is like a 4-spot apt complex "lot", rather than a private/single home driveway which I would take less issue with.

 

This picture sucks but I was also driving.
At the Walmart shopping center, note the THREE cars "parked" in the fire lane.. the apparent tail lights are their hazards, so at least they got that right

It was busy and they were in the fucking way, blocking two way traffic.

 

Of course they are more important than everyone else!

 

They are selfish twats is what they are.