Best movie lines

Give them nothing! But take from them everything!
-Spartan King Leonidas

 

Spartan King Leonidas: This is Sparta...

 

lmao derek good timing

 

I had to!

 

An awesome movie! "I think her name starts with an S" "Oh hear it is Samsonite".

"Lloyd you sold the blind kid next door, petie! The bird didn't have a head!"

 

Fast Times, Great movie!

Jeff Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

Jeff Spicoli: Hey, Bud, let's party!

Jeff Spicoli: What Jefferson was saying was, Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves - pronto - we'll just be bogus too! Get it?



[Spicoli has had a pizza delivered to class]
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Jeff Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, and having some food.

[after Spicoli wrecks Jefferson's car]
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes!
Jefferson's Brother: My brother's gonna shit!
Jeff Spicoli: Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us?
Jefferson's Brother: First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!
Jeff Spicoli: Relax, all right? My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it.


Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

 

Here's a couple from movies I've watched in the past couple days:

" I SAAAIIIIIIID I believe it's TIME you popped your TITTIE out his MOOOOUUUUTH and let the boy grow up!"

and

"You're a boner biting bastard Uncle Fucka!"

 

Wooderson: That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

Wooderson: Say, man, you got a joint?
Mitch: No, not on me, man.
Wooderson: It'd be a lot cooler if you did.

(Dazed and confused)

 

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

(Princess Bride)

 

Princess bride huh!

 

So, here are my options. Option A: I get my ass kicked or Option B: I kick your ass and collect the 200. I think I'm gonna go with Option B: Kickin' your ass and collecting $200

(My Cousin Vinny)

 

Who'd win a wrestling match, Lemmy or God?

Lemmy.

(bzzzz)

God?

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy is God.

 

"A 5 ounce bird cannot carry a 1 pound coconut" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Frank Drebin:" Why would he be in the red light district?"
Ed: "Sex, Frank?"
Frank: " Uh, not now Ed, we've got work to do."

- The Naked Gun

"Say hello to my little friend!" - Scarface

Just a few of my favorites.

 

Jules: Hey kids! How you boys doin'?
[to man laying on the couch]
Jules: Hey, keep chillin'. You know who we are? We're associates of your business partner Marsellus Wallace. You do remember your business partner don't you? Let me take a wild guess here. You're Brett, right?
Brett: Yeah.
Jules: I thought so. You remember your business partner Marsellus Wallace, don't you, Brett?
Brett: Yeah, yeah, I remember him.
Jules: Good. Looks like me an Vincent caught you boys at breakfast. Sorry about that. Whatcha havin'?
Brett: Hamburgers.
Jules: Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast. What kind of hamburgers?
Brett: Ch-cheeseburgers.
Jules: No, no no, where'd you get 'em? McDonalds? Wendy's? Jack in the Box? Where?
Brett: Big Kahuna Burger.
Jules: Big Kahuna Burger. That's that Hawaiian burger joint. I hear they got some tasty burgers. I ain't never had one myself. How are they?
Brett: They're good.
Jules: Mind if I try one of yours? This is yours here, right?
[Picks up burger and takes a bite]
Jules: Mmm-mmmm. That is a tasty burger. Vincent, ever have a Big Kahuna Burger?
[Vincent shakes his head]
Jules: Wanna bite? They're real tasty.
Vincent: Ain't hungry.
Jules: Well, if you like burgers give 'em a try sometime. I can't usually get 'em myself because my girlfriend's a vegitarian which pretty much makes me a vegitarian. But I do love the taste of a good burger. Mm-mm-mm. You know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
Brett: No.
Jules: Tell 'em, Vincent.
Vincent: A Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese! You know why they call it that?
Brett: Because of the metric system?
Jules: Check out the big brain on Brett! You're a smart motherf******. That's right. The metric system. What's in this?
Brett: Sprite.
Jules: Sprite, good. You mind if I have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
Brett: Go right ahead.
Jules: Ah, hit the spot.

 

"I swear to God I'm gonna pistol whip the next person who says Shenanigans"
"Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the shit on the Walls?"
Shenanigans, right? Your talking about Shenanigans"

 

From Top Gun

Maverick: I feel the need...
Maverick, Goose: ...the need for speed!

Goose: No. No, Mav, this is not a good idea.
Maverick: Sorry Goose, but it's time to buzz a tower.

 

From Predator

You're one... *ugly* motherfucker!

 

"Why's all the rum gone?"

(Pirates of the Carribean)