Whatever

She sleeps in the guest room now

 

A few interesting stories of arrest in here this morning. Anybody else got a good story ?

 

@SacTaco24
btw, did Michael Waltrip have some kind of face surgical screw up?

 

Come and go as you please....

My dog just fucks off during the day and sleeps. He only comes around for food

Clean house is always good

 

Gross

 

The irony!!

 

Yup

 

@sacman

 

I got stopped at 0430 in rural ass GA on I-75
Officer writes my ticket and as he does this I notice the K9 plate on his car [I'm fucked I think]
Hands me ticket and asks if he can search my car
No
Says IDGAF what you want, I'm gonna search it
I shut my pie hole
Walks dog around my car
Dog does not tip = officer is pissed, probably because he can smell the weed
There are 3 patrol cars at this point, two in front and one behind mine - all have front/rear cameras
Officer then places his thigh against my front quarter panel, removes a tennis ball from his inner jacket pocket and throws it thru the drivers side window
Shocker!! Dog goes after the ball!!
Whoo fucking hoo "probable cause", they proceed to rip my car apart and make a huge fucking mess
I blew 00 so they were more pissed
They find: 1oz of weed, a bunch of paraphernalia, some roaches and a sealed bottle of Cpt Morgan but I was <21 so -pfft-
Charges: weed, paraphernalia, liquor/minor and DWI; car impounded
Handcuffs and a ride at 100mph back, up an on ramp [so reverse of traffic flow] to the station; piss test
While they were booking me, they gave me back my backpack
In my backpack there were like 10 hits of acid
They take me to the bank at 0900 in handcuffs so I can get cash for my bail - that was an amazing time!
My dumbass asked the bank teller why she didn't wanna see my ID - she pointed at the cop and said, I think they know you are who are
..... get lawyer .... lawyer asks for the videos from the aforementioned patrol cars
My boss is outta town, he gotta sign off
Ask again
His boss is outta town and we need all of em to sign off
Wash/rinse/repeat a few times = no video because someone is always outta town
Lawyer - drop the fucking charges this is horse shit
Charges dropped but the 2g/s in bail kept by scummy police department

While all of this was being sorted thru, I got the flu or some shit
Student health wouldn't give me a flu shot [something to help] unless I took a pregnancy test first
It came back positive
2 weeks later, period started, they thought it was an ectopic pregnancy [very dangerous] and made me go to the ER
Then I had to go back to the ER 2 days later to repeat a blood test
The first blood test showed I was not actually pregnant, but those fuckers didn't call me/tell me shit so I spent 2 days severely intoxicated

How's that for a story?

My dog hangs out with me as much as possible
Always sleepin' like <5ft away or chewin on his toys
When I'm not home, he pouts till I return

 

Allison and Kevin on Vacation

 

Oh but I am.

❤️

 

Randos




I was going to walk farther but I didn't want to.