Whatever

sounds cool.

 

Oh I almost got a dui once. I passed all the test minus the breathalyzer. I blew a 8.0 and the cops thought it was a broken machine. they were too lazy to take me to the hospital to get a blood check. Let me go

 

Bad Boy!!

 

Slow learner


But you wised up eventually, which is the important thing

 

1 week shy of a year sober!

 

great fact

 

I dont count noise complaints, getting pulled over or tickets.

 

Suspended from high school for on a school trip. Our entire class was sent home the first night we got there. Teacher wasnt too thrilled about that one. Now that I think about it, my mom wasnt either.

Countless times pulled over for drinking; its a relatively small town, they either let us go or made us dump our beer and go.

One time I took 13 people and 2 kegs to a ditch for a bonfire party, my Scout was the only vehicle there (we were all underage). Cops wanted to know where all the other vehicles were, I was like "they're all with me". Cops took everybody except me home, they let me drive home.

When I first moved out (I was 18 or 19) I lived with a cop; he worked 3pm-11pm shift....every Friday night he would find me (I was always drinking) and flip on the light/siren and shine the spotlight on me so I couldnt see him walk up. I'd be all nervous n'shit and he'd walk up to my truck and say, "you better have some beer left for me when I get off work at 11."

 

Anybody can make a mistake.

Right @My Name is Bilbo Bandersnatch ?

 

Fucking great!!!!

 

To be fair my poll was how many times have you been arrested? 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, etc...

It would've been intetesting to see the results of that.
One vote only for no nonsense.

 

Mere youthful indiscretions

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