Whatever

So, April Fools Day is over. We can believe everything we see on the internet again

 

Masturbation is the only thing not taxed, regulated or illegal. So you are free to go fuck yourself

 

If your palm itches, you’re going to get something.
If your crotch itches, you already got something

 

Your on fire today.

 

“You can do this!”
- Coffee
“You don't have to do this!”
- Wine
“Holy shit! Did you really just do that?!!!”
- Tequila

 

Surprise sex is always nice. Unless you’re in prison

 

La Junta Point, NM
Where the Red River meets the Rio Grande. They tell me the trout fishing down there is great. But I don’t think I could make it back up.

 

Still

 

Boo

 

I don’t fancy being either one with a dude. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

 

Hi Dirkalicious

 

This thread is like watching an old person trying to operate a new tv remote.

 

At my age it's not masturbation, it's a systems check ...

 

Ahhh, the Red River Valley. Somebody wrote a song about it and then some dude fell in love with the lady singing it. It’s like magic or something.

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