Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

These city roads are no joke, definitely worth the tire upgrade.

 

Nitto's ain't an upgrade. Except maybe over Kendas. #neveragain

 

I like my wife’s 4runner better than my Tacoma, and I love my truck. If I didn’t need a truck I’d probably have one too.

 

Now that's just nasty!

 

Could be worse. Could have a mismatched shell barnacled onto the bed’s hard point like a second rate fluffer lockjawing an 80’s motel porn shoot. Eww.

 

I've got nothing to say about this...it's just too good not to quote....

 

Driven by a true hometown hero, the kid who ate fruit by the foot off the floor. The kid who wiped with his hand and never flushed. The kid who ran home from school in his underwear once in 4th grade. The kid who got lead poising from eating pencils. The kid who burned his student loan money on truck tires because his CrossFit timeshare got plowed by eminent domain.

 

Imma gonna just step aside and let @CygnusX191 handle this...

 

If it ever snowed in hot springs arkansas we'd call your sister to come roast rubber with you like Christmas of 22. Holy fuck how small do you have to be to get credit approval on tires like that? Your grandpa is death rolling in his grave seeing you butt fuck a GM drivetrain with that jap crap body. You know the escorts in Thailand aren't Japanese, and they aren't women... Does that tank top you're wearing come in men's? Nevermind, you cum in men enough for the lot of us

 

Can’t knock it.

 

Over-lit
Clapped out suspension (ok fine, “slammed”. Whetevs
Reverse egg colored

*they’re not bugs, they’re features*

Oh, and wait- that seat cover was last seen on your nana’s 1970 pinto and she needs it back

 

You come in here and think you're gonna roast the GOAT from Toy (ota) Story?

Think again, buckaroo. That truck isn't "slammed", it's aerodynamicaly efficient, so it can get to your mom's house faster (to deliver sausage). Overlit? Bro those are blacklights so he can flex when your sister and girl cousin climb outta the back. Together
Sure, this truck is a 5th gen while the real goat is a 3rd gen, but that's five generations of p***y wagon to build on, unlike the ticking, needs an alignment, smells like old person Buick you daily. The badest saddest most awesome built tacos on the planet take a knee when this absolute Chad rolls up. 4x4? Don't need it. Lockers? Never heard of her. Turbos? You can kiss my ass, cause that's all you'll ever get to see of this pineapple colored holiday machine.

And even Gordon Ramsay couldn't say no to that.

 

You've outdone even yourself this time....

 

modified my Tacoma and deleted the outer body panels

the o2 sensor is still stock

 

Yeah, time to retire before I fuck it up

 

sold the Tacoma got an LBZ-swapped H1
37's, CTIS, portals
getting 18-20mpg

 

No one gives a rat's cooch about your pretend hot wheels. No pics means no balls, and they don't make a purse big enough to hold your sorry tampons. May as well take it to Amish country and see if their 1 horse wagon can outrun you. Get flexed bro, a Mazda RX8 with 2 cylinders has more wheel travel. Hummer? More like.... Bummer. Yeah that was a low blow. Stuff it in your bum.