Whatever

Chivalry- things that a man does for a woman in order to gain or keep her favor. A dying practice whose demise was accelerated by man’s discovery of eating ass.

 

It is not dead, just a bit flaccid.

 

Limp than a wet dishrag.

 

do they make this in Tennessy?

 

Morning Whatevers

 

And it just doesn’t give up

 

Limper than a weiner after a cold shower.

 

Spoiler

 

Urban Dictionary:


Zerbert

"... creating a seal between a human mouth and flesh (commonly the stomach or arm) and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound."

... the neck works too

 

Just because I can, does not mean I want to..
I chose: Drive, Grill, Taxes and telling me point blank when I am fucking wrong [I really need that one!]
There is something to be said for the division of labour within a relationship

For once I agree with this guy.

Yes, yes this pole is
But then we might get the thread banned!

 

Around here we just call it being polite or having manners or being civil..

Women have asses too

 

Chivalry may not be dead, but it ain't what it used to be

 

mow the lawn, then go inside the house to take a picture thru your screen....

 

Last night someone slid a note under my door. What made it more intriguing was it was the closet door

Good Morning whateverers

 

In my experience, most women have a hard time doing that.
Women will tell each other whoppers, rather than say what they're really thinking


Anyway, a woman who can take being contradicted without throwing a fit... is a keeper.
@Squirt take note.