Colorado B.S. Thread

The full procedure is as follows.
Jump pins 13 & 4. I used a paperclip.
Turn ignition on and pump the brakes immediately 8 times, within 5 seconds.
Start engine with jumper still in place.
Shut engine off, remove jumper.
Restart to check, if the light is out, you made the 8 in 5.

 

I did Google that exact thing and had Scooter Kilmore and everybody else going over possible causes, not a damn thing about resetting it. It was like reading a BMW owners manual, "If your windshield wipers are no longer producing cleaning fluid for your windshield, take it to your authorized BMW dealer immediately"

 

I'm sorry it was so difficult for you.

Would you like me to bring you some ice cream?



(Good thing this is the BS thread)

 

Yes. And then you can help me bleed the damn things. But don't pump it 8 times in 5 seconds.

 

Sorry to burst your bubble but you’ll never be able to enter your truck in a NASCAR race now.

 

soon as Eric gets here with my ice cream, we'll get them bled and I'll be back in the race.

 

Are you holding your breath? I haven't headed that way yet because I'm going to need you to hold your breath until I get there.

 

I came here for my lunchtime BS update and nothing!

 

Western Drivetrain in Aurora did excellent axle/bearing work for me for any future wheel bearing pressing needs.

 

Do you need to reset your ABS?

 

Well post up a problem that we can easily solve for you with a quick Google search

 

I prefer to ram my head into the wall repeatedly trying to solve my own problems.

 

How much lift can I do on my 2nd gen? I want at least 7".

What's the biggest tire that will fit without lift?

 

Orange

 

What about a square?

 

Nope, cut all that shit out and deal with the lights.

 

I'd recommend a 10" body lift and some 54" super swampers

 

And like me, create new unexpected ones