Whatever

So, I'm your dad!?!

 

I think that works both ways, depending on circumstances. Like, if I’m a billionaire throwing a yacht party with 20 college girls doing Jell-O shots and dancing naked on the bar, then hell no. Not a gay bone in my body. But if I’m in prison with a former NFL tackle for a roomie. I might be more open to try new things.

 

@Squirt

 

@G8R_Taco

 

Happy birthday Willie Nelson
91 years young today. Still rockin’

 

@1buzzbait
Stage #1 of spring cleaning
Wash ( foam cannon with Chemical Guys Citrus wash and gloss ) put the mitt on and scrubbed her down .
Clay barred
Sprayed with some kind of Graphine ceramic detailer cause I’m out of wax .
Cleaned wheels .
Next time
I will clay the roof ,I skipped it this time . Wax the whole truck .
This was after I walked the dog 3.4 miles . I forgot I had to use my DA polisher on the hood because there was some kind of funkiness on it that the clay Barr wouldn’t remove . Used a polish/sealer from Chemical Guys for the hood !

 

If,If,If, ...what if my son, @Da Boogie Man were in prison?

 

I’d be the best fuck any of you ever had.

 

That’s between him and his roomie. None of my business

 

Right

 

What the Fuck is going on in here

 

Have your mom explain things yet discussed and only da stuff you'll understand.

 

The usual intellectual discussions about solving the Middle East crisis, providing food and water to Africa, sheltering the homeless. Etc.

 

Reminds me of my mother yelling at me to eat my vegetables because there are starving kids in Africa

 

“I have a kid in Africa that I feed, shelter, educate and inoculate for a hell of a lot less than it cost me to send him there”
- Anthony Jeselnik