Goofiest Christmas Presents Received

hmmmmmm.....lets see.......2 years ago my wifes grandma got me a girls shirt from old navy and some tommy hilfiger socks, my aunt got me this little electronic camouflage dressed chicken holding a shotgun that does that damn chicken dance song and my mom got me a "manly" picnic blanket one year!

 

I'm into cycling (road bikes), so one year my mother thought a seat cover would be nice........it was very thick, brown ......sheepskin! If you know about "roadies", you'll be laughing.

GA

 

A few years ago my wife's grandmother got me a pink t-shirt that says TOUGH GUYS WEAR PINK........

Last year my wife got me this huge pen set....has ball point, roller ball, ink, felt tip, shit you name it!!!! The only pens I use are the free ones vendors give out at work

 

a Chia pet

 

One year my mother gave me a NJ Devils pullover and hat. I'm a lifelong Flyers fan and hockey player.

 

this year my wife is getting a nice leather pocket book and in im putting a vibrator cuz if she don t like the pocket book she can go f!@% herself. I put alot in X mas gifts dont u think

 

My ex-inlaws would shop for gifts at Walgreens, my ex got brown paper lunch sacks and I got a purple scooby doo sweater . I'd rather not receive a gift then get something I don't like/want/need. My BF and I tell each other what we want and that is what we get .

 

my room mate's brother married a woman with a daughter. for the first family christmas david (my room mate) got a broom, a dustpan and some rubber gloves and gave them to his new niece, saying it was time she "learned how to be a woman". he thought it was hilarious, the rest of his family did not. This is the same guy that showed up with a red ryder BB gun and all the accessories as a baby shower present.... for a girl. he's my favorite gift giver

 

So what crazy gifts did people receive today?

 

the father in law decided it would be a good idea to get me a good gag gift.............a dvd copy of "little people/big world"................i friggin hate midgets!!!

 

Santa brought me this pair of boxers today:

 

The other night...I was at a friends house and our white elephant gift exchange started. My buddy ended up with a tranluscent, hot pink, 8 inch dildo. Lol We were laughing so hard...he looks at us and says...what am I supposed to do with this thing. hahahahaha

Merry Christmas!

Kind Regards,
Ryan

 

When my niece was about 5 years old, I told her repeatedly that I was going to get her a potato for Christmas. So Christmas morning, I wrapped a potato up and gave it to her. When she opened it, we all acted surprised and shouted, "It's a potato!!!!" She wasn't too happy at first but she started laughing and then wanted to do that to her mother.

 

hahahahahah!!!!! Im a biker too. haha