Whatever

never point it at anything you don't want to shoot
never put your finger on the trigger till you're ready to shoot
know what's behind your targets
always assume it's loaded


right?

at least that's what someone taught me the first time round

 

We don’t want to get pushed under the dumbgeon

 

In the future. At present, it's not a feasible solution.

 

I keep a baseball bat by the front door as an alternate deterrent

 

But 410 ammo is damn near impossible to find and you have very limited options when you can find it . . . .


You can get all kinds of 12ga ammo
You can also get those recoil absorbing stock thingys that help

 

If you keep grabbing weapons every time you see me lurking in the bushes, this relationship is never gonna work

 

Yeah, and guys who don’t carry pocketknives and open boxes wif a hacksaw
I mean, who doesn’t carry a pocketknife??
Hoto’s…

 

That's the great thing about Texas. Ammo everywhere. I haven't shopped for any in a couple of years, so I'll have to see if 410 is hard to get here.

 

Mine never been fired

 

That was a veiled attempt to tell him to hack the barrrel down. I don’t want to encourage any illegal activity.

 

Afternoon Whatevers

 

Yo buddy

 

Taking the first step. Going to the shop down the street to have a look.

 

A sawed off shotgun can get you a 'weapons of mass destruction' charge in NC if the barrel length is less than X and the overall length is less than Y

Example: https://www.gastongazette.com/story...dered-weapon-of-mass-destruction/17146228007/

 

I know you and @jberry813 are best friends forever! Don't be lyin!

Thanks! You da best Boogie Man I know!

I have it on good authority that sometimes you don't carry your brain around with you....so...

 

You checked your pocket for the knife didn’t you?? I bet you haven’t even shot that gun we put together for you! You know what to do…