Whatever

#deathly allergic to armadillos

 

#eats toothpaste

 

When I was a kid I felt privileged to have duct tape to keep the soles on my boots. I think it probably goes up from there

 

#soo

 

yet

 

When I worked at General Mills our trailer spotters were so fucking stupid. Before we ever set foot on a trailer, we had to engage the dock lock to the back of the trailer then go outside and put a jack stand under the front of the trailer, chock the wheels and lock out the air lines and fill out a full page checklist Before we had to start doing all that there were a few times when the spotters hooked up to a trailer and took off with a forklift and driver still on the trailer.

 

Sooo, 4 out of 5 dentists recommend putting toxins in your mouth. Mmmmkay

 

My Pysch doctor says the same thing. So does my wife

 

I’m intrigued

 

But you are privileged enough to regularly day drink

 

Good bless America

 

That’s because I like to say I am a stay at home dad

 

Then can I be a stay at home dog mom??