Shop Time w/T.W. Friends. Lions, Tigers, & Bears, OH MY! No, spiders and snakes poll.

It was probably a great prize, but he forgot to remove the note.

 

A man got to do what a man got to do

 

Did you have the crack repaired by warranty?

 

That's why my significant other doesn't drive.

 

I never called. I’m just going to have it welded locally.

 

Gotta' get up pretty early to mislead this crowd.

 

Please be a bronze color to go with the Inferno truck

 

Probably less hassle. I'm sure you know, but make sure it's drained first

 

It was 59 in the kitchen when I got home, since I don't want Mrs Green giving me the icy glare when she gets home I turned the furnace on.



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...or even worse, the cold shoulder.

 

^^^

I thought that one was pretty cool...

 

Maybe I can heat up the conversation.


Oh, no -- stop me, I'm on fire with the puns.

 

Where's @Delta09 he's usually a good fire stoker.

 

Ok, I'll dial it back now.

 

He got a new smoker... he's probably making smoke

 

When I got home from work my wife said she was cold. She went into the bedroom and put sweatpants, sweatshirt and thick socks on.

The house is 72.

I'm wearing shorts and a t-shirt. No socks.

 

Oh wait... wrong smoke...

 

Hmmmm first some mild winter tires from General Tire and now appears to be new wheels.......

 

So usually me instigating goes welllll off the deep end and highly inappropriate. This is really knot the place for that sooo yea.

 

I can sympathize.

Life with Mrs Green