Whatever

I know....i havent seen mine that i know of

 

You have power yet?

 

Welp lil rain yesterday … chance of rain every dey for 5 days…. Imma try to dew da moist yerd

 

Yeah, 9:20 last night, thanks for asking

 

Whoot!

 

Well the fields are freshly worked and we’ve had lots of rain so I think I’ll go looking for some artifacts.

 

you lose any freezer stuff?

 

Wootsie!!!

We gave my kid some stuff from our freezer, everything else got trashed.
On a brighter note, I cleaned our nasty fridge yesterday and its shining like a diamond in a goat's ass.

 

Your Freezer before power outtage

 

According to a recent study, 63% of men surveyed said they like to settle an argument by having sex. The other 37% said they would never want to argue with those men.

Good fucking morning whateverers

 

Morning

 

Spoiler: Yerdage

 

In sporting news, The Washington Bullets have announced they are changing their name. Stating they don’t want to be associated with crime. From now on they will be known as The Bullets

 

When nothing else works (which is usually)... bribery

 

It was the same with my kids

 

Getting old sucks. I finally got the nerve to ask the woman I’ve been dating to marry me. I woke up the next morning and couldn’t remember what she said. I called her…
“I said yes. But I’m glad you called. I couldn’t remember who asked me”

 

Dun rain comin around 2pm

 

Random life tip…

The secret to a happy and successful life is low expectations