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Those Lily of the Valley spread like wildfire . I have tons of them .

 

5 hours of sun and beer on the boat yesterday

 

I wanna be you!!!

 

Morning all!

 

Not me, that's a helluva hangover

 

All depends on your level of drinking professionalism

 

I used to be able to hang, but only 5 beers will make an unpleasant morning

 

I’ve gotten to the place where the next day is more important than the night before.
I had a time where I didn’t get hungover….. those days are gone tho. I like hopping out of bed ready to go instead of feeling blah and unmotivated the entire next day.

 

Yea my late 20's I started feeling it so that's when I had to grow up a little

 

I’m retired.

 

I know!!!

I’m so proud of you ❤️❤️❤️

 

mornin hooligans

= massive hangover today

IDK, never had a day drinking stint that ended well...

 

That’s how ya know it might be time to cool it….. when hangovers aren’t a thing when they should be Those days are in the past!

 

I’m single voting by choice. Don’t worry I’m ok!

 

The first day drinking I ever did, I was 16 - the aftermath sucked balls!!
I only did it once after that - I was in NOLA for Jazz Fest, drinking was mandatory

Now I just gotta make sure I drink a ton of water, otherwise = hangover hell!

Yea the days of careless drinking are long over..

I mostly switched to when I was in college because I didn't wanna get assaulted; it mostly* worked out
My goal was achieved
But I also got put in silver bracelets and tossed in the back of a squad car for it
charges got dropped because

 

Wait?! I can give handies to drop charges?!

 

It is possible, gotta check with the constable that wants to haul you in


Here is a more accurate interpretation of events:
Wanker charges got dropped because the wanker police acted like wankers and illegally searched my car
You cannot toss a tennis ball into a vehicle, have your K9 go after said ball and then, like magic, probable cause appears..
They got it all on video too, fuckin geniuses I tell ya
They did not want to turn over those videos so -pfft- like magic [again] the charges disappeared

 

Handies can get you out, and into, a lot of things.

 

That's my hope and was her warning too.. funny thing was that when she mentioned them I had no idea where it was she was talking about gathering them from because they were completely hidden. It was a fun experience to have her walk us through her yard to just start digging up stuff. Free plants are the best plants.