Whatever

Happy rainy Sunday, my Whatevers.

 

Hi

 

So, I was in a sleazy roadhouse one time and there was a sign over the bar “Hand Jobs: $5.00 - Ham Sandwich: $2.50”
It certainly got my attention. I called the waitress over and asked her “Are you the one that gives the hand jobs?”
She said “I sure am, sugar”
I said “Well, wash your hands and make me a sandwich”

Good morning afternoon whateverers

 

My wife and I were married for 20 years, and in all that time I was never able to get her to do anal. She just refused. On our 15th anniversary I was almost begging. “Come on baby. 15 years. Let’s do something special”
She said “When are you gonna realize that I’m not strapping one of those things on for any reason?”

 

Just took a 4 hour walk.

 

I live in the heart of what was once the Mescalero Apache stronghold. Until the US Government asked them nicely to move. But anyway, I never find arrow or spearheads.

 

The stuff we find was here way before what we call native Americans. The artifacts we find are anywhere up to 12 thousand years old.

 

new pole idea?

how wrong is it to want to tase white boys with dreds?
very
moderately
minimally
naw, go ahead

edit, add: naw, proper natural impulse

 

@Gen1TacoLady gunna have our bday off?

 

Definitely needs tased

 

Only 2.5 hours on the boat today .
And a few beers

 

New Poll by our one and only @amyracecar




One vote only... it's time to take a stand

Right @HoboDave ?

 

No hangover

 

I hate dreds in general...even more so on white person. They are just nasty and stink