Whatever

I wouldn’t eat that just because it has Stephen Colbert’s name on it.

 

Fuck him.
And it was good.

The ice cream, not.....

 

Since @StayinStock seems to be delete happy, here’s a fact from our friend Google


A bird's nest can take anywhere from two days to two weeks to complete. There are many factors that can affect how long it takes for a bird to build a full nest. Material availability or quality, weather, and the bird's experience level can all influence the number of days needed to construct a suitable nest.

 

So sum random fuckstick put it on my tire.

 

I should sue. Poor bird got fucked out of a pretty decent crib.

 

Better than the alternative. I never felt so betrayed as when they moved the Pace Picante Sauce factory to New York. I got a rope but couldn’t get gas money. They didn’t have gofundme back then

 

Dave, ol buddy ol friend....I'm sorry that happened to you.

 

@tclavell

Turn around…..

 

Yeah… that could cause shrinkage

 

For her?

 

Of course! What else could happen?

 

I used to drink a lot of beer in the 90s
Now I don’t give a shit what the temperature is.

 

The pictures are beautiful, you should submit them to the picture challenge board.
About the bird nest, who did you pissed off lately?

 

Maybe your speedo will fit better?

 

Dave!!!

It would be much quicker if I listed who I haven't pissed off lately.