Roast my Tacoma! (2nd gen edition)

You could hit a deer without ever seeing it.

 

A deer would run itself into that truck on purpose to die of shame after seeing it.

 

Roast me like nuts in an open fire

 

Rightio, then.
So to start with the door count is…..correct.
Ok, fine. But that flat bed conversion is, is, is way too flat. Sh!t could slide off?
Bet you’re feeling the heat now!
Moving on. Ha! Your dorkel looks, um, unusually appropriate. DOH!
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Uhh, err, so take that mister big number movie guy!

 

flatter than your moms chest mate!

 

At least his mom has an ass to compensate. That truck just.... Gave up halfway through. Kinda like your girlfriend doing the starfish, only worse. Thing looks like it has a plastic pallet on the rear, but the entire extreme terrain catalogue on the front.

Party in the front, and your cousins first time in the back, I guess.

Don't let the local chess club see that mess, or they'll come beat you up (after your mom makes them some snacks)

 

Roast me

 

Those side steps are a step in the wrong direction…..

The epitome of lights before lockers


Jokes aside Clean build

 

We are NOT WORTHY beautiful specimen.

 

Pun intended??
Also thanks! The main thing I would change is my tires. They are Generals that are meant for sand dunes which came on the truck when purchased. I would prefer more of an aggressive tire like the BFG KO3s.

 

Always intended…. Mon my first set of muddies they are lasting up sofar on the road geolandars

 

I can't not admire the intention here

 

There's nothing to roast there.

The shit is built, stacked, ready to rock. Also: pizza-cutters are legit for most situations except deep sand, snow, or mud.

 

Watch out shoppers - that bad blacked-out rig is ready to dominate the mall parking lot.

 

Mini Luke Bryan rig wanna be.

 

intention: 11/10, execution: 3.8/10

 

If you hadn’t blown your whole annual Jack in the Box salary on that too-short, discount eBay deck, you coulda bought a sawzall to hack off the rest of that frame…

 

It’s been off roading before..I just have to watch out on the kind of off roading to do because it has no lockers and the tires does not have that much tread on them.