Whatever

Just got back to the campsite from the beach . The sand will definitely burn your feet

 

I was cooking myself

 

That’s enough beach for today

 

Come on out to our beach. The sand is gypsum and stays cool. Even though it’s in the desert. There’s no ocean but also, no sharks.

 

A girl was about to be married. Her mother took her aside for a talk. “Now honey, I’ve heard about these Greek men. If he ever tries to get you to turn over and do it in the “other hole”, well, you just tell him no. No matter what”
So a year goes by and, sure enough, the husband says “Darling, tonight why don’t you turn over so we can do it in the “other hole”
She got all upset “I knew it! My mother was right about you! No way I’m ever going to do that so just forget it”
“But, I thought you wanted to have children?”

 

nothing beats throwing yourself under the bus!!

 

I have gotten past this point....
Now I just assume they are all stupid AF
This way when I meet someone who actually has common sense and uses it, I am super impressed and happy

Less disappointment, more happiness this way

Sometimes, when I am driving the work truck, I go to "push" the nonexistent clutch pedal when I try n start it

 

correct! I think theres far more stupid out there.

 

“There’s not a pill you can take or a class you can go to. You can’t fix stupid”
- Ron White

 

It sure seems like it.
But the kicker is, they're proud of it now, and that's new
It's kinda like that "body positivity" stuff.

 

'body positivity'



"You're not a freedom fighter because you wanna keep eating doughnuts"

 

And here is a piece he did on obesity 4 years ago!!



insanity...

 

Yep, and that’s my problem!

 

If you can do the opposite and assume no one has common sense, it all becomes much easier to ignore/cope with!!

 

Wind!

 

So....
We both left werk erly to purchase the property in question, we get to the 4-way stop about a mile from my house and lo and behold.....
My wife stopped, someone else's wife didnt.
When the gal got out of her car she told another gal "I just hit that car". Then she turned to me and said "I thought it was my turn", to which I replied...."it wasn't.
I was passenger, shit kinda herts a lil bit!!







Anyhow...no property was purchased today.