Whatever

If I had a dollar for everybody that went to the George Strait concert in College Station, Texas. I’d buy me a new 4Runner. He broke the record for most people in a paid performance with over 110,000. Without light shows, wardrobe changes, special effects or lip syncing. Just great music.

 

stay, hang out here
we don't bite

Some have no cautious instinct!
Like children who are taught it is okay to play in the street

 

mornin' grade A crackheads

 

Ahh! I forgot, common sense is a punishment.

 

McMeth heads

 

Some people call me the space cowboy
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
'Cause I speak of the pompatus of love

Barista: Yeah, well, I’ll just put Steve on the cup, okay?

 

They are predicting only a high of 80° today with a 55% chance of rain. Which means there’s a 100% chance they stayed out drinking too long last night

 

Seriously, you can’t fix stupid…


On Thursday, the Sunland Park Police Department arrested Rosa Isela Najera for allegedly ordering two men to beat and kidnap Ramon Gomez Diaz to "teach him a lesson," and ordering her 14-year-old daughter to record it to post it on social media.

https://share.newsbreak.com/7e2xll1u

 

She was good till posting it on social media

 

Yeah, people in tornadoes, wild fires, hurricanes, whatever. They get evacuation notices but have to stick around to video for social media. It’s an epidemic of stupid

 

For the "likes"

 

They aint gonna total the Stock car....I wish they would, but they aint.

Side note: Mrs. Stock hasn't owned a Toyota since '06 (which is when we bought our first Honda)....she is currently cruisin around in a plain jane Corolla..

 

Huh? She couldn’t get a Tesla?

 

The only Tesla they had was diesel, we dont want that stanky shit.

 

And said crazy bitch has kids..
Can't fix stupid and can't stop em from reproducing = perpetual dumb AF population

I wish we could/would give out birth control in high school - anything to slow the trend of stupid kids having stupid kids..

 

or, one can hope, for a Darwin Award..

 

I asked a few idiots to stop fucking but they said no.

 

Huh! Didn’t know there was such a thing.