Whatever

I feel the need to travel this weekend. Checked out last minute flights. Damn expensive.

 

Ooo, I like the distinction.

 

So shenan is the singular form, precipitated by one individual.

 

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C8M1ZiwOv7d/?igsh=MXBhNmdoeG1vaXc=

 

homie is like...i still might catch one last fish....


ive had a treble hook in my palm...i pulled it out with needle nose

 

Butt ewe wint to kollege.

Say what?

Shrinkage?

 

While I am glad this was a friendly encounter...

Why do you not lock your car doors as soon as you get into your vehicle??
Especially if you have a 4 door car cause some crazy fuck could just jump in the back seat

I still do this to this day, in my driveway [in the middle of 2 acres], at work [where it really is safe as shit] and everywhere else I go..

It was ingrained in me as a self defense habit, especially as a female - always lock your car doors, especially when you are in the vehicle..
I still walk to my truck with my key in a position to stab someone

 

But you’ll always be the she in our nanigans

 

where you tryin to go - anywhere with cheap flights?

back in the day
before TSA
valujet had a thing
wait at the gate
if the flight wasn't full @ boarding time
50$ got you a seat

it was pretty sweet, i lived in ATL at the time so lots of options
somehow i kept going to NOLA tho

 

I spell it “breck”.
And no one correct me

 

Lots of people went to college. I've seen little improvement in the fields of spelling and grammar as a society.

I went back and fixed it. I was always better at editing than the first draft.

 

Fuck flying

 

........somebody has to ask.........

You ever stab someone with your keys??

 

I concur. If God had meant for us to fly, we would all be born with a first class ticket

 

My son and wife got to fly first class this last trip because AA screwed up

 

AA sucks!

 

I always lock my doors first thing. The curse of a warm climate is it tends to attract unsavory types. Like methheads and lawyers

 

So, a guy leaves divorce court and stops at a bar to drown his sorrows. After a few shots he suddenly shouts “All lawyers are assholes!”
A big guy stands up and says “That offends me, mister. You better take that back”
“Why? Are you a lawyer?”
“No, I’m an asshole”