Texas BS Thread

idk how yall stay up on these thread 24/7 man. what kind of energy do you people possess

 

no worries man, i knew u were jokin around

 

Well i get up about 530am which is about 930pm for you guys. So when im not busy at work, im always bullshittin on here spending more money that i should be saving

 

Tonight its long islands... Which might be why this is my last coherent post of the night

Edit: My long islands don't come in a glass so "fruity" as the one picture by the little guy BTW.

 

haha, long islands are the single best way to get hammered for fairly cheap. And they taste good

 

And to you, thank you for getting up at 5:30am (21:30 our time), so I can enjoy some long islands at 1am my time (9am your time).

 

No problem bud and actually im not in the service anymore, ive been over here as a civilian for alittle over a year and a half

 

Well, in that case... Again thank you, along with a you bastard and your decent/high pay and tax free income

 

Well in may ill be done out here so back to the real world for me, the only thing im gonna miss is the paycheck

 

Well when you get back, as a token of my appreciation I'll let you use that winch of yours to pull me off that rock I thought I wouldn't catch my transfer case on

If you don't mind me asking, or if you can even say, what job are you doing on the civilian side there?

 

Deal haha

That is classified......



No im kidding, i purify and bottle water out here haha

 

Hey, maybe when you get back, you can get a contract with soft drink companies teaching them how to actually filter the river water they are using before mixing and bottling their drinks ...

I do have to say, that is a job in iraq I never would have imagined existed. Kinda cool though if one thinks about it. So is it geared towards the military, or is it more for the locals having fresh water?

 

Yea i actually got a job offer at Coca Cola here recently, I have a few different places im looking at getting a job. I pretty much just want out of this country now haha.

Yea its pretty awesome to see the place and see it up and running people that tour our facility never expected it to be so big and as clean as it is. It used to be geared strictly for the military but with draw backs and everything we are starting to produce commercial product. Selling it to all the locals. Thats pretty much a huge pain in the ass

 

I would imagine... Sand boxes are only so fun for so long.

I would imagine selling to the locals would be. I imagine the business end of that has to be a nightmare. It is cool to know they are finally getting a taste (no pun intended... okay maybe a little), of the rest of the world though.

Keep up the good work man, enjoy the money while its there!

I think I'm ready for a good nights sleep. Stay safe.

 

The bulbs in the avatar are Xentec 35w 6000k in the headlights and fogs. I got them off eBay for like $45-50. My buddy has been running them for a year without issue so I went with them.

That was when I just had the regular stock headlights. I ordered a kit from theretrofitsource.com and retrofit projectors into the headlight housings and blacked everything out. I got the kit that comes with their recommended 35w 6000k HID kit so that's what I'm running now. The light is a lot cleaner than the old bulbs. I almost never run my fogs just because they look like high beams LOL.

 

Man I want to retrofit projectors and black out the inside but 1. Idk how and 2. I'm sure it's not exactly easy....

 

It's actually not any harder than the BHLM. If you can do the BHLM then you can do a retrofit with a kit from TRS.

 

About to get 5 fillings.. kill me now.

 

Hmmm maybe beau can help me haha idk I'll figure it out.

 

What am i... Mr. Fix it

I still need to do my BHLM, been putting it off for....3 years