Whatever

Thank ya, mom!!!

Thank ya!!!

 

Are zebras black with white stripes or white with black stripes?

 

Yep

 

That reminds me of what my dad said about Bruce Jenner’s “major life decision”
He said “You can paint stripes on a jackass but that don’t make it a zebra”

 

Brown and completely covered with black and white stripes.

 

He aint wrong.

You could be onto something.

 

Who?

 

He was in lots of movies. Mostly small but flamboyant parts. Old, fat and balding. He was CW Moss’ dad that betrayed Bonnie and Clyde. John Wayne’s cook in The Undefeated. A gas station attendant in Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. Etc. I always liked him.

 

Hope they close their eyes?
I’ve only felt about beach girls… they said I was handsy.

 

“I saw women out in California wearing bikinis made out of sea shells. I found out if you hold those shells up to your ear, you can hear’em scream”
- Ron White

 

You can order riding lawn mowers from Amazon, who knew?

 

I grew up liking them. We listened to oldies all the time. I think the more I hear them now, the more I think of them a little like nickelback. So many of their songs sound the same. People either love em or don't. Not much in-between.

I don't dislike them, but I think they've been too overdone. I have to be in a specific mood to want to hear them and I get why people don't like them.

 

Do you have to assemble it?

 

Prolly

 

Steve Buscemi

 

you know that shit will break by the end of summer, right?