girl problem

haha has this worked for you before? lol

 

just pass her a note w/ your number on it- who knows?


nurse huh..theyre usually aiming for Doctors . good luck though!

 

go up to her, whip your dick out......











go from there....

 

Hahaha oh ya. That one works all the time.

Good luck with it!

 

Shit, what happened to the good ol' days when a guy could just go out of the cave for a while , see a babe, crack her one with man club & drag her by her hair back to your place (cave) & it'd be a done deal....


oh yeah, now its called sexual assault........

I miss the good ol' days.....


seriously , good luck & if ya get shot down, no biggie that used to be my specialty.....

 

2nt that brother.

 

What?

I married one

I heard they cut your dick open to relieve the blood pressure

...as I said above, I married one...most nurses hate doctors because they are stuck in between the patient needing something and the doctor fucking around with a patient request...remember nurses are doctor's bitches.



Best advice, sack up and go after her. It's not technically shitting where you eat because you will not work there forever.
Wear a shirt with the top unbuttoned and show off a little chest meat, bitches love chest meat.

 

Stand up strait, put on your lab coat, and approach her like a man?
Any good looking chick that works in a hospital is a needy-giver that soils her undies at the drop of attention from anyone that gives her any gratitude.

 

Pictures or it didnt happen....

 

Dude, just walk up to her and tell her:

"Hey, I'm sure you get this a lot, but you've got the most beautiful smile (or eyes) I've ever seen... By the way, I'm Hambone Jones (or whatever your name is)."

She will offer her name in return- guaranteed. Now that the intro is made, just ask her to grab a cup of coffee or some lunch, and she either says yes or no.

As others have posted, the key is confidence. Smile and make eye contact too. Also, dont go with "do you want to get a cup of coffee (or lunch) sometime? If you ask the question this way, and she says yes, follow up with a SPECIFIC time/day. "Great, how bout tomorrow? or whatever time/day, just make sure you offer a day/time.

If you dont, then you have to get the courage to stop her and try to start another conversation, and find the courage to ask her out again.

 

This, but dont be afraid to crash & burn!!! It happens to all of us. be prepared to take a good beaten by her current boyfriend too.

 

Just walk up to her with confidence, not arrogance or cockiness, and ask, "when are you going to let me tap that?" Then post the results in that thread.

 

or this

 

Funny story, one of the tower techs I used to work at was an HVAC/maintenance guy at a hospital and had different girlfriends on each floor and used to juggle them all. He said he had 4 at the height of it all but it got to be too much.

You can always make up a story about how your buddy's wife is looking for a new career and wants to be a nurse. Then ask her how she got started. Since she's busy thats your chance to ask her out and you can find out more about her later.

Remember, all you know about her is that she's hot. She could have 40 cats at home for all you know.

 

Also true. Guy I went to school with took 5 viagras as part of some stupid fraternity thing. Went to the doctor when it wouldn't go away and they told him they would have to cut it open to relieve the pressure.

...and it would be the last one he would ever have.

 

Remember that women love food. If you can bring in some muffins for all the girls there and start some convo's then it would be a good idea. Try and ease your way in through her friends.

 

Exactly. Just remember:

 

if you havin' girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems and a bitch aint 1!

 

tell her she is beautiful and you would be honored to sit with her for lunch sometimes. its has worked many times for me