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Sometimes I’ll read a post and think “God, what a fuckin’ psychopath” but I send it anyway.

Good morning whateverers

 

So, yesterday Apple Music informed me that David Gilmour and his daughter Romany had released a new song. I got all excited. I needn’t have. He clearly needs to get back on drugs.

 

Re: Poll, random trivia, birthday wishes and RIP to Slim Pickens…

Born Louis Burton Lindley Jr.
At 15 years old, he wanted to enter the local rodeo calf roping event but his dad wouldn’t let him. He told the manager he needed a fake name so he wouldn’t get into trouble. The manager told him “No matter what name you use, it’s gonna be slim pickins out there today”
He said “Well, that’s a good a name as any”
He won $400 that afternoon
Happy Birthday, Slim Pickens!

 

i love tie down ropin'

 

Get it on, bang a gong, get it on

 

At least wait till my third cup of coffee before banging on gongs and shit

 

Trust lawyer: “It seems the property in question has become more appealing since last we spoke. I’m afraid we’ll need to renegotiate the sale price”

 

If anything they should knock a couple thou off of it for my troubles and for me trying to make the neighborhood great again.

It never was great but they dont know that.

 

It’s a perspective thing. When I was selling my folks house the buyer was a roofer. He was trying to get me to knock off a fortune because it needed a new roof. I was like “You do it for a living. It’s not gonna cost you that much”
He said “But that’s what it would cost someone else”

 

@OneGiraffe

https://youtu.be/Q8aK2VdMnRc?si=2hR8_vTA2LaDTZ7U

 

Just saw on the news “New Mexico State Police will be conducting sobriety checkpoints throughout the month of July”
Which, I don’t care. I drink at home. But reminded me of these classics…

“It turns out anything can be a sobriety checkpoint if you crash your car into it”

I got a DWI the other day but I think I can beat it in court. They were stopping everybody driving on that particular sidewalk. That’s profiling”

- Ron White

 

Random, but we live off of 93 and there's plenty of small town cafes but you'll rarely see anyone in cowboy hats... Which is a smidge depressing as a former Texan.

 

My family and friends got together to sit me down for an “intervention”
They told me I really needed to get professional help for my drinking.
So, I hired a bartender

 

If I could hear better I'd love to be a bartender but I'd be that person who asked you to repeat yourself for the millionth time and oooh boy...

 

Do all creatures groom themselves?

 

Yes, to bad all people don’t.

 

So where were you in the groups?