girl problem

Say, Did you fart? Because you just blew me away

 

Why not find out when she has lunch and approach her and say, "This hospital caf food is terrible, you want to grab something good to eat? I know a place *so and so"
Think about it like... at the end of the day, you are just asking another human being on this planet to ingest food molecules with you; nothing weird about that

 

This. If she doesn't respond or is rude, there are usually 2 reasons (if single): 1) she's a stuck up miss priss who isn't interested and thinks she poops rainbows. 2) she is just trying to work and doesn't want to be hit on

True.

This also. However, she may be expecting a construction worker to eye her down and is avoiding the whole situation as much as possible.

 

Or... What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!!!!

 

hahahahahahahahahaha i like this.

you should go up to her and be like "AAAAAHHHHHHH! YOU'VE BLINDED ME WITH YOUR BEAUTY!!!! IM GOING TO NEED YOUR NAME AND NUMBER FOR INSURANCE PURPOSES BITCH!"

 

I think the true answer to what has 142 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk is 71 West Virginia Women !!!

 

look if she is in class just go sit by her and say "hey is anyone sitting here?" she says no thne ask if you may sit there she say yes then say thank you! say something like idk about you but this class is boring huh? she says yeah I hate coming here. then you say yea me too. Im whatever your name is SHAKE THE LADIES HAND then she is BLAH BLAH keep up an intrsting convo about HER ALWAYS ABOUT HER! and what floor she works on why she is taking the class etc! DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT TALK ABOUT YOURSLEF UNLESS SHE ASKS SOMETHING ABOUT YOU!!!!! IT IS ALWAYS ALWAYS ABOUT THEM!!!!! class goes on after class walk her to the elevator while still talking to her so it dosent seem like your stalking her YOU GIVE HER YOUR NUMBER!!!!! NEVER EVER EVER EVER ASK FOR HERS!!! THAN YOU SEEM NO DIFFRENT THAN OTHER GUYS!!!!! YOU WANT TO BE DIFFRENT SO SHE WILL REMEMBER YOU LATER!!!!! and say well if your not busy some day give me a call or text and we can go get coffee etc!!!!!!

DO THIS AND I GUARNTEE IF SHE IS INTRESTED IN 2 OR 3 DAYS SHE WILL CALL O TEXT!!!!!!

IF NOT GIVE UP ON IT!!!!!

DO NOT SEEM NERVOUS OR DESPRATE BE CONFIDENT JUST NOT ASSHOLE CONFIDENT!!!!!

Ty

 

thats the nice guy routine which will get you a girlfriend who will cheat on you.

if you want to be in command of the relationship slap her hard and say i own you now woman

 

Bahaha!

 

*taking notes*

so thats what I am doing wrong...

 

females just haven't recognized your awesomeness yet.

 

for YOU all you have to do is if there is a girl you like set her house on fire and put it out and rescue her and her house!

KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR!!!!

 

hahahahahahahahaha

or.... have your friend mug her... you see it happening and go to save her and have ur friend stab u in the stomach....

shell pretty much owe u after that one

 

first: tell her you drive a tacoma. that should do it, if not . . . .

second: just whip "it" out.

 

actually here's what you do. .

You: (walking down hall) (see miss hotie) "um ma'am if you don't mind me asking, where did you get those mirror pants from?"
Her: "mirror pants? what?!"
You: "well yeah, i can really see myself in them"

and one i've acutally used plenty of times

(at a party, club, bar, whatever)

Me: "so after this you wanna come back to my place and hang out or something?" (also applicable in "do you wanna dance", "come over to my party", etc)
Her: "um, no i have a boyfriend:
Me: "oh i have a goldfish"
Her: "what?!!"
Me: oh sorry, i though we were talking about things that don't matter"

that has yet to work, but i love doing it haha!

 

chloraform or roofies

 

Here is one that has worked for me... Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLx9VBfMi0k