1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

Theo is mostly chill, even now at this age

But he does have his little fits of rage and has thrown a few tantrums already; it's mostly around food cause he just wants more and more

Kid eats like a 3 year old but we keep it in moderation cause dude...my cousins daughter is getting FAT but not your typical "baby fat", they overfeed her like crazy it's sad

Other cousin was telling me it's their way of comforting her. It isn't my cousin doing it though or her husband, it's her parents.

 

Yeah it's one of those things that can be a touchy subject with people especially regarding their kids (food) but when it starts to negatively affect the child's health something really needs to be done. I would hope that her doctor is being frank with her parents about the issue and how much of a negative impact it is going to have on her health and quality of life. Because at that age, it's entirely on them.

 

But yeah with Theo, toddlers are basically perpetually hungry which I think just comes with the territory when your body and mind are growing at warp speed lol

 

Ask @Tour991

Kid is lean, but eats like no other

Where the fuck does it all go

 

It's like feeding coal into a steam engine, it just gets converted into energy instantly

 

Doctor: "Ma'am in the interest of this child's health I'd like to get straight to the point in the hope that we can curb the behavior and trend in a better direction for her future. So anyway Chunky McChunkerson over here is bigly fat... like Walmart Jazzy cruiser status... quite frankly ma'am if the fire marshall were here we'd be in violation not just in room capacity but in unsecured fuel from this absolute blue whale of a child. In conclusion, your daughter is fat and at this rate we're going to have to turn her over to the coast guard as a life preserver buoy."

 

Do you black out during diaper changes?

 

That's the gotcha; he don't poop much, not constipated either...dude's stomach is a bottomless pit

 

No kidding, he's up already from his 5 minute power nap

Had just enough time to fire up my table to cut something for another thread

Back to dad duty, may god have mercy on my soul

 

Last weekend when we were down there Nelson come back from Theos room and said to Stephanie "when did we feed Theo corn?"

 

I do remember that one!

Cause I was like...when the fuck was that?! Think it was the only thing not processed

Crazy too how fast that diaper genie got filled up with 2 kids in the house

 

1st rule of life, there's always corn

 

@eon_blue

Gotta work on that 3rd kid now

 

That diaper genie didn't have a chance. I felt bad for it.

 

of all pseudo magical beings, Diaper Genie has to be the least impressive.

People: "What are your qualifications as a magical being?

Diaper Genie: "well I function to serve a task that no one wants to do"

People: "Yes can you expand on that"

Diaper Genie: "Sure, I am a secure receptacle for soiled landfill-bound temporary clothing"

People: "So you're a trash can?"

Diaper Genie: "No I am a purpose built waste receptacle!"

People: "An expensive trash can then?"

Diaper Genie: *dejected*

People: "We'll allow you to sit on this council, but do not grant you the rank of Genie"

 

What's the most cute-filled newborn baby stuff/reels I can send to Rebecca?

 

It's bad enough River is in that cute baby stage now, she has brought it up more than once. But I am holding my ground. No. More. Tiny. Humans.

 

Hate to break it to ya but you was broke just prior to the 1st one.

 

I really need to get that vasectomy already