girl problem

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I can say this from years of experience in life ...... if you don't ask, you will never know ... pure & simple.

If you do ask and she says no ... you will at least know ... and can go from there.

However ... many women will say no ... when they want to say yes on a first date or even a first time meeting for coffee.

It would be best IF you could engage her in a conversation and work you way up to asking her out and be prepared to rebound if shen says no.

Maybe, you could go to her dept and see her ... hard to say not knowing the logistics.

For sure ... you stand a much better chance if you are in a fun conversation with her ... vs. ... asking her out as a ... "Long Shot Willy" (out of the blue) ...

 

While the pickup lines are hilarious, your apprehension is unwarranted. Women generally aren't as intimidating as you might think. You just need to be confident in yourself and try to have a real conversation with her. If it goes well, she may be in your Tacoma later with her feet on the ceiling.

 

aside from my roofie/rape idea. NOT A GOOD IDEA. You just have to put yourself out there and when you talk to her just have confidence and smile. Maybe try and bring up things she might relate to, hell make some dumbass Greys Anatomy joke or something.

 

Dude, does she have any friends that she talks to? Ask one of them if she is single and available, Nurse's are crazy and hazardous to your health so watch out!!

 

Walk up to her and ask if she has time to give you an enema? It should crack her up. Dont relent. Women love a confident jokester.

 

ask her to inspect your anus for ringworms and then fart in her face when she is inspecting.

 

that would be unfortunate... if my dick were that size i would start with a little diffrent approach.....refer to the quote below

option two, girls love pee in their butt....duh! everyone knows that!

lmao

 

any updates op?

 

i lol'ed

 

Ever thought of hitting her? Hell, she might be into it. If not then the jail loving will keep you company.

 

X2


You have to relax and try not to think of her as a girl friend, just try to think of her as any other woman you work with to keep yourself relaxed and let the conversation flow. I used to be the same way, after getting married I then realized how different and how easily I could talk with some fine a** women and think afterwards, why couldn't I do that before when I had intentions. It was because I was relaxed, being myself and not trying too hard to impress. I ruined many chances for being to afraid of messing it up and wound up never getting anywhere. And I have also persued and lost, but at least I tried on these occassions. Just relax and be yourself. Good luck!

 

This will work for sure... Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend

 

By the way...

 

Man im late,

 

epic man! so using this! lol

And this one HAHA!

 

After reading 8 pages, the only thing that is clear is why you guys spend so much time with your trucks!

 

So I was able to get to the hospital through work on a day I'm not normally there and did a "walkthrough" but no success in locating her...it was after 4pm so probably not working...the trouble is when I'm down there ( only once a week ) there's only a slim chance I'll see her depending on where she's working.

I don't think she's actually a nurse at this point...I think she does all the dirty work nurse's don't do, she's like a "pre-nurse" from what I can gather...I know there's a word for this role but I can't remember what it is.

I will say something next time I locate her...considering I only have a slim chance of seeing here each week I can't afford to wait weeks on end. Oh well, it may take me following her around for but I know I'll regret not doing anything.

 

dont be a creeper unless u plan on locking her in your basement in which case buy a trench coat and follow her around!

 

She doesnt know that you have no reason to be there more than once a week. Creep on, my friend

 

X2 definatly!