Whatever

I didn’t chime, but I am also… I think it was a poll once. Were mostly Lefties here - the only people in our right mind.

 

Morning Whatevers

 

Another hot humid day with chances of Thunderstorms
Real feel near 100* again ( swamp ass)

 

Random life tip…

Don’t grow up. It’s a trap

Good Morning whateverers

 

Good Morning!

 

Morning party people

 

you up early

 

Fucking mom’s dog woke me up. Needy asshole

 

New Poll by @Gen1TacoLady

 

Good morning all my Hobbsquatch wraslin' peeps

 

Them bats gang up on you

 

Gimme some more poll options.
I know you got 'em

 

Flies, gnats, skeeters and chihuahuas

 

Wet blanket

 

A feller moved from Texas to Alaska. An old timer in the saloon told him “You ain’t no Alaskan ‘til you’ve wrasseled a polar bear and made love to an Eskimo woman”
The Texan downs a quart of whiskey and heads out the door. A few hours later, he’s back. Bloody, bruised and clothes ripped to shreds.
“Now where’s that Eskimo gal I gotta wrassel?”

 

This is a classic. I've heard a few different variations of the same joke. One involved a bear with a tooth ache, and an old woman that hadn't been with a man for many years. The stranger comes back in to the bar asking "Ok, now where's that old woman with the toothache?"

 

A groundhog would kick yall's asses.

 

I shoot them...i also ran one over before

 

It clearly states 'hand to hand'.

 

Hmm... with biting insects, it's never just one, is it?

Your Chihuahua has been added though

Explain


#notacritter