AZ BS Thread 4²0

I’m surprised dude made it this long. I saw him live at a casino like 10 years ago. I was by far the youngest person in the room and possibly one of only a few people that are still alive from that audience. He is the definition of a legend now.

 

Bob’s life spanned a significant amount of history since 1929. I cannot imagine what he witnessed compared to myself. In 20 years i'm gonna be ostracized for noting that i was making memories and forgetting them before the internet was keeping them.

 

I will have your back, not shunning you. Kids today ...

 

Just when you start expecting it we will find a new way to surprise you.

The true wild west.

 

Happy birthday you asshole @Enjoihavok

 

You too?

 

Thought I'd be the only one

 

I will make sure to find better looking little people for your birthdays. She was the best I could do on short notice. On the bright side she only cost a fraction of what a better looking one was charging.

 

Must have been a short sale. It's nice to get things half off but sometimes it's not with selling yourself short. Other times you just gotta bite the bullet and go all in. Usually it's the seller though that will feel the pain in her stomach when you go all in....

 

I saved a small fortune not having to buy a cake either. She was able to jump out of a cupcake.

 

If she can balance a beer on her head while giving me head it's worth every penny.

 

Same! I dont know why these guys are being so picky. We all know they wouldnt turn down the blowy.

 

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE OF TW MEMBERS!

 

Bet this flys over almost everyone's head..

 

Probably the same with "Take your stinking paws off me you damn dirty ape!"

 

Often missed trivia, during his trial while he is presenting evidence ... the 3 judges ... one with hands over eyes, one with hands over ears, one with hands over mouth ...

 

Welp, 2024 continues to suck balls.

Woke up yesterday morning, as I had my morning piss I had a stroke and had to cripp walk back to my phone with the room spinning and my right side drunken rubber and call 911.

Apparently one in this spot of the old brainium you can recover from reasonably easy.

Also we learned enough propofol to put a horse to sleep doesn't phase me like normal people. The deep throat ultrasound of my heart was... unpleasant while awake and lucid.

 

WTF!
Well I’m happy to hear your ok. Remember, having a smartphone has changed how we poop. Always have your phone with you.

 

Dang!! Hope you don't have to experience that again.