Whatever

X2

 

Bet eets purdy moist in dair!

 

Like a sauna!!

 

Did the duct tape mod to my screwer


Now I'm gonna mow next door

 

So, the doctor comes in and tells me I need to stop masturbating.
I said “Why Doc, is it harmful?”
He said “No, but you’re upsetting others in the waiting room”

 

I asked the bartender for a rum and coke.
He asked me “Is Pepsi okay?”
I said “Sure. Whatever”
He brought me a Pepsi and Coke

 

Speaking of yummy things…it’s coffee break time with Bavarian cream and chocolate cheesecake

 

Ohhhh no, we've moved and it's stickied!

 

NO!!
Who opened their big fat mouth??
Are we being punished?


But I will say, I came in there a few times before @G8R_Taco recruited me. I poked around and was like WTF is going on in here - didn't make a lick of sense and I promptly left.

 

The real WTF is it's a pinned topic

 

There's no way out of here
When you come in
You're in for good
There are no answers here
When you look out
You don't see in
There was no promise made
The part you played
The chance you took
- David Gilmour

 

I suspect @Chunk

 

If you got bad news, you want to kick them blues, cocaine
When your day is done, and you want to run, cocaine
She don't lie, she don't lie, she don't lie
Cocaine
- Eric Clapton

 

Now we gotta bee weird nuff to be put back in da box…. @Hobbs

 

Yea I'm not getting warned again, this is up to yous guys