Whatever

I think Scout is telling me something

 

Dave!!!

 

You wearing shorts and rubber boots?

 

Crocs with socks, usually switch after the holidays, Bean boots

 

Kinky!

 

Home Depot can suck it
Ordered a new water softener Aug 6th . Main part showed up on the 8th . No hopper for salt pellets ,unit is worthless without it . Been going back and forth with these numb nuts for days . I assumed it was coming from my local Home Depot about 30 miles away ( free shipping) but it came from the commie state of New Jersey over 100 miles away . This thing is getting a ride to Home Depot for a refund if they can’t get me the part I need . The first one I ordered was from Lowe’s and that POS was damaged . The work force in the country is mostly now a bunch of ass holes . We are doomed

 

FYI all Yeti products I own were purchased at cost, daughter ran a pro shop at a country club.
Remember the cobblers children have no shoes

 

Sorry man

 

Weirdos

 

I have a pint mason jar full of ghost pepper relish I got from a friend a year and a half ago..
I use like tiny, tiny bits of it at a time because it is so fucking hot!
Like a few drops in my chocolate oatmeal makes it spicy AF..

That being said, I'd take a few and chop em up/freeze em to spike dishes later
They are like habaneros on steroids
Bet you could make some [literally] fire jerk chicken with em!!

 

Good Morning!

 

You aint wrong.
We went thru 3 new washing machines in 6 days, Burger King cant get your order right if you're the only fucker in the drive thru and I dont know what the hell is going on Buffalo Wild Wings.

The only good thing is tv's....you can get a 55" for like 200 bucks and they always seem to work..

I've gotten to where I expect absolutely nothing from anyone and thats usually what I get.

 

Pendejos, one of my favorite words in Spanish!!

I call my dog a pendejo regularly..
And one day at work I said adios pendejos and the mexican lady about died laughing

 

That's the ticket!!
Lower your expectations to the point where you can't possibly be disappointed!

Something like that but it is in an unlabeled jar so

 

I used it endearingly

 

As do I . . .

There are far better curse words in Spanish to insult someone with

 

Young Ben