girl problem

yeah it's like that Seinfeld episode where they keep going to the lobby of that lawyer chicks building lol . . . from your own point of view you might be a little creepy, but if she's used to seeing you there it won't be odd and is just one more opportunity for you. creep on!! . . . . . . . though don't follow her home and get one of you cop buddies to run her tags so you can get more info on her or anything like that. . . cause that's too much creep.

 

Dude ....chics dig a guy with confidence! So take deep breath and just do it, you will thank yourself later...well......maybe.

Overconfidence is usualy a deal breaker, most chics dont dig that but there are a lot that do and those are normaly the high maintenance type. (trust me you dont wanna go that rout) You have to find a happy medium. Ive always looked at it this way, she is either gonna say yes, or no. so you have a 50/50 chance even on a bad day.

To be honest there is no textbook way to get a chic....ive always said there are 4 basic ways to get in a chics pants (if thats all you want to do) ive used all 4 +some. they are all different animals but very much the same if that makes sence. Whatever you do.....if you care about her, be yourself cuz eventualy she will figure out who you really are!

Good luck bud.

And NO this was not a stupid question to ask us!

P.s....when you bag her....Post Pics!
No i dont mean bag as in Bag in bed....guess I meant show us a pic of you two together sometime happy!

Shawn

 

[QUOTE Nurse's are crazy and hazardous to your health so watch out!![/QUOTE]


Absolutly True

But man they sure like to hump! This would be only one of the "hazardous" things, there are many more. If she was a trauma nurse Id fly to where you are and chain you to your TACO myself to save you from the hell she will put you through!

I met this chic one time, Heather ended up dating for a bit. However .....the night I met her I went back to her house, we where in her room.....momwalks in on us just talking in a pink lacy thing (hot as hell) mom has a suprised look on her face...asked me to tell her about myself ......Heather tells mom to get out, mom leaves and goes to bed (so I thought) I ended up bangin Heather within an hour....went downstairs later around 4am to get some water in the kitchen....Mom comes down into the kitchen in scrubs, starts talking to me...chatter gets rather hmmmm interesting....few minutes later mom is standing next to me rubbin on me a bit, she pulls her scrubs pants down grabs her ankles and WOW!!!!!! That was a good night! (so I thought) this turned into about six months of hell.....Momma molesting me every time she got a chance, Heather was a nympho and wouldnt leave me alone and......Her cousin Shelly needed love too! Shelly and Mom's exact words to me for 6mos= "as long as I get what I want Heather will never find out"

For the record:
Mom was a trauma nurse
Shelly was in Nursing school
Heather was a professional Ballet dancer......friggin killer legs!
Heathers sister was a Pediatrics nurse, worked in the place where you view the babies through the window IDK what its called.

All I wanted to do durring all this was Bang Heathers sister..was unsucessfull

This was not the end of my nurse banging career, for some reason for years afterwords I guess I liked to be punnished. Then I got smart.

Ya God hates it when I wake up in the morning

 

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dude... I have noticed something... almost ALL nurses and damn near every dancer/ballet chick i have met.... all psycho!

 

Just ask her if she wants to sext.

 

Damn dude its been like 4 days since you started this thread & you still haven't planted your flag on that mound yet ?? .....

 

I havent tasted Vet Tech yet! Gonna put that on my list just after legless midget! Or wichever comes first. Im so excited!!!!!!

And yes Im being seriouse!

 

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removed cause I'm a dumb

 

Ya know, there maybe something to that "nurses are horny" thing. About 20 years ago I had shoulder surgery & like most OR's you are naked under that little gown they make you wear before surgery (even if your there for a hang nail it seems) Anyway as I was coming out of anesthesia in the recovery room , I swear as God is my witness, I felt a warm hand gently squeezing my unit & balls & anyone who's been under before can tell you thaat all you remember is 2 things, one is going under & the other is coming to. & when I came around from the dose, one of the attending surgical nurses was right next to me & no one else was in the recovery room but her & I , & she seemed to make a quick exit as I spoke to her (she didn't know that I KNEW she was doing what she did, i don't mind)

true story

 

WTF?!
I posted this in the wrong thread! #$@%#$

 

Have some one introduce you, then when the third party is like hey this is so and so just say "Hi I'm awesome" straight faced as can be. If she laughs your golden. Or you can try "wow, let me say that backwards for you...WOW" Either way get her to laugh either at you or what you say and go from there

 

you should tell her you need to do a vaginal examination for training and you feel she is the best vagina around

 

...a blue waffle

 

X1000

 

It's my experience that Colorado girls are . My ex from CO turned into a frickin crazy ass bitch. I have watched numerous forensic shows where women have killed or had thier man killed and so many times they have been from CO.

 

It's a good thing you got out alive.