Colorado B.S. Thread

Im old and don't remember that shit!

Hmmm maybe i never washed my hands back in those days

 

yep that's the one.

 

You weren't supposed to eat the powder in the dispenser…

 

I may have eaten dirt, but i never ate powdered hand soap.

 

My mom fed me plenty of comet

 

My mom shoved bar soap in my mouth a few times, oh and Tabasco.
I love hot food

 

why nipple shaped if not nipple?

 

My mom and grandmother shoved Dove bar soap in my mouth as a kid. So out of spit I bit the bar in half and started to eat it.
They went into full panic mode and started to scoop it out of my mouth.

To this day the smell of Dove bar soap instantly triggers trauma.

 

I think mine was Dial

 

Yep it was liquid dial for me. One full pump, on the tongue. Couldn't spit it out until mom said so.

 

business must be good

 

did something similar. I took the largest bite I could out of a bar of soap that was being used to tickle my tonsils. turns out it was some fancy handmade soap from the farmers market. got my ass beat after that for "wasting their money"

 

Thats funny “wasting their money”
Lol that makes no sense and it didnt work anyway.

 

Fancy

 

Mudslide causes extensive damage to Imogene Pass between Telluride and Ouray is closed
https://www.9news.com/article/news/local/colorado-news/mudslide-colorado-mountain-imogene-pass-photos/73-5c752bf6-3985-4dad-b74f-63785df0af71

 

Black Bear Pass is also in there as "Closed for the Season"

 

Cell reception here sucks the big one.
Replaced phone. It is 5G capable. It does not pick up 5G at my house. I get 1 bar of 4G, intermittently.
Anywhere else, it's crystal clear, all the bars.
Picked up a signal booster. Did a quickie install, nothing is mounted permanent, just hanging in tree branches.
I now get 2 bars of 4G, and it wants to switch in and out of 5G, but with just the one bar.
I guess that doubled my current reception.
I'll do a better locate of the outside antenna tomorrow, get it up on the side of the house, instead of only 6' up in the tree (highest I could reach).
Maybe I'll score 2 bars of 5G.

 

What a good boy!!

 

Y’all are smarterer than me. Cast imperfection, or cracking from some dumbass at Longmont Ford using an impact to reinstall the oil plug?

Found this when I went to do the first diy oil change on my wife’s f-150. Drain plug is so damn tight, that I gave up when I noticed these marks.