Wisconsin Tacomas and bad financial advice

What did you run over?

 

Have the same Katzkin seat covers with heat, had them installed along with a sunroof when the truck was new at a shop in Elgin, IL. https://www.topcoveragenorth.com/ Very pleased, they do top notch work. The seat covers are wearing very well and showing very little sign of wear at six years, treat them regularly with Lexol leather conditioner.

 

Nothing. Hit a few trees and such.

 

We could'a done shit like this in Arkansas.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JiqUkoYsJNk

 

What do you mean "could have"?

 

I'll bet someone needed new shorts.

 

Just watched a special that said they were hunted heavely in Wi before being put on the list, now they have come back so much that they are talking about a hunting season for them again to thin the herd.

 

They are so tame at my place I could just grab them by the long neck! I suppose I’d need a license though.

 

Hoo boy, I know you are joking but anyone thinking about messing with protected birds should stick to jokes only. Federal crime and the authorities absolutely do not play when it comes to that stuff if they find you. If anyone needs further motivation not to mess with protected birds for your own sake, just imagine you get caught and go to Club Fed. Your bunkie is named Tiny Jr. III and he's carrying on the family's multi-generational business of incarceration. When they ask on your first day what you in for, you tell them "I touched a bird for a joke." They're going to nickname you 7-11 because after that you will always be open, knowhatimsayin...

OK I'm done with my creative writing exercise now. Real talk, sandhill crane are nicknamed "Ribeye in the sky" and I'd be lying to say I don't want to eat one if allowed someday.

 

My injun friend says that just like Bald Eagles, they taste just like chicken!

 

We watched you cross the semi-raging river on 35's baby, and decided not to follow. But we could've. Probably would have really regretted it if we did try to follow you.

 

We're back in business!


I should really tackle that rust around my hitch receiver......

 

Yeah, I’ve seen them all around in the burbs around here. Seen them in the Target parking lot, on the neighborhood roads, even in my backyard a few times. I mean, they are pretty neat birds…


for being robots.

 

In the mid 90's my step mother use to go out in the marshes and help the DNR count them.

 

Psssht.
BTDT.

 

Ya mention birbs once and look what happens....

My work here is done.









Until it's time to have a contrary/unpopular opinion again.

 

Ok. One more gif.

 

Found this on the internet.
So it must be true.

Perhaps the most famous of bird superstitions, if you're unfortunate enough to get pooped on by a bird, it's actually a sign of good luck! Having originated in Russia, it's thought to be good luck as the chances of this happening are actually surprisingly low.




https://youtu.be/Otm4RusESNU?si=9rzAf3p_VWAgsznj

 

I'll take my chances with a rabbits foot.

 

We used to have rabbits. The number was generally around 25 . That's 100 rabbits feet/foots. It didn't bring me any luck.