1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

The official vehicles of the creepy church goer who is too friendly with children

 

He's on meth

 

What you need is one of these great grandpa mobiles

 

I thought they were all reblocks, what else would it have?

 

I actually looked at this one the other day.

 

He's insane.

 

I bought my great condition 02 325xi, not even at 200k mi and only needing a DS bearing change and a PS pump for $2500... $4000 for a rotbox volvo... not even a highly collectable one ain't a thing.. and I even like them

 

"New Corollas have that shitty CVT I could never drive one they're horrible"
"P71s have high idle hours, thats a terrible idea"

"I think I'm going to trade the taco for a 413k mile 31 year old volvo I think its my best option"

You cant just pick out one flaw on every option suggested as reason to shut it down, while then ignoring the blatant massively problematic flaws in something you find

 

He said they’re really coming up in value

 

Were there any Dalmatians in it

 

Black block, I didn't see any red peeking through, some of the weird grey market ones didn't have redblocks

 

No haha, it did have a cool window vent though

 

Did the rust look that bad to you?

 

Maybe the red is covered in sludge

 

Might not be directly comparable but even the last two on BaT of all places, both went cheap and both look way better than that thing. Sedan at $3,600 and a wagon at $8K.

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1986-volvo-240-4/
https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1991-volvo-240-39/

 

He also had this Soviet era Jeep thing with a flathead 4

 

I’m sure a 90s model would be a better bet. It’s just so hard to find one with a manual.

 

I did see this one the side of the road too

 

There's no data to support this claim.

Possibly

Yeah, one rocker is done for already, as is a wheel well and torque box, it won't get better on its own and you won't be fixing it