A country music challenge ...

My wife left took my dog and my hard-shell right after I had changed my with with Mazzola at 4k miles. Now my MPGs have dropped to 13. Is it totaled?

What have you got?

 

Perhaps you should reread your post. Makes no sense to me as written.

 

Just like today's country music, that makes no sense, either

 

Not just country music, every genre out there.

 

IMO, Friday should be an organic ocurrence...

 

Pure country red neck white trash music

Ashley McBryde, Caylee Hammack, Pillbox Patti - Brenda Put Your Bra On (Official Music Video) - YouTube

 

Happy Friday!
From ChatGPT:

Title: Is It Totaled?

Verse 1
My wife packed her bags, left me in a lurch,
Took the dog and the hard-shell, headed for the church.
Just changed my oil, thought I’d done it right,
Now the miles per gallon's sunk, and my wallet’s tight.

Chorus
Is it totaled, or can it be fixed?
This old truck’s a-throbbin’, and it’s feelin’ mixed.
From 25 to 13, what a sad sight to see,
Is it totaled, or can it still be me?

Verse 2
Thought the oil change would be a simple task,
But now I'm stuck here with a question to ask.
The engine’s chuggin’ like it’s givin' up,
And my tank’s emptyin’ faster than my luck.

Chorus
Is it totaled, or can it be fixed?
This old truck’s a-throbbin’, and it’s feelin’ mixed.
From 25 to 13, what a sad sight to see,
Is it totaled, or can it still be me?

Bridge
I’m searchin’ for answers in the mechanic’s shop,
Hoping it’s just a bump and not a fatal drop.
If the love and the miles have both run their course,
I’ll drive it ‘til it’s done, no matter how it roars.

Chorus
Is it totaled, or can it be fixed?
This old truck’s a-throbbin’, and it’s feelin’ mixed.
From 25 to 13, what a sad sight to see,
Is it totaled, or can it still be me?

Outro
So I’ll keep on drivin’ with my fingers crossed,
Hoping that this ol’ truck ain’t completely lost.
If it’s totaled, I’ll say goodbye with a tear,
But if it’s just a fix, I’ll keep it rollin’ here.

 

Send this to Willie...

 

have you taken your meds today?

 

Most of them ... I think ... my mommy usually keeps track of them ...

OR ...

It is Friday.

You pick.

 

Gloom, despair, and agony on me
Deep dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all
Gloom, despair and agony on me

 

My house burned down in a flash of thunder.
My wife ran off with a one-legged plumber.
My crops fell dead when the riverbed went dry.
My dog got squashed by a pickup truck.
My son ran away and got hooked on drugs.
My daughter's knocked up by the class of '85.
People say that life is good;
It don't seem good to me.
I'm lost without a paddle,
And I'm headed up s*** creek.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.

The government dumps its toxic waste
Right on top of my mother's grave.
A team of experts say it won't do her no harm.
But my sheep went crazy and killed my mule.
I cut off my d*** with a power tool
Fixin' the hole where the meteor hit the barn.
(And it hurt, too!)
People say that life is good,
But I just p*** and moan.
I got one foot on a banana peel,
The other in the Twilight Zone.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS then you die.

Let me hear some "yee-hah"s out there!

I went to the store to buy some shells.
My gun went off and blew the owner to hell.
Now I'm sittin' here in jail, singin' this song.
And one guy wants to cut me with a knife.
Another guy wants me to be his wife.
Hey, I wish they'd hang me before somethin' really goes wrong!
People say that life is good,
Give thanks for what you have.
When all you have is nothin',
Nothin' makes you glad.
People say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.
I said, people say that life is fun,
But I don't know why.
As far as I can tell,
LIFE SUCKS,
LIFE SUCKS
LIFE SUCKS, then you die.

 

Lol. This should get us through the long weekend.

 

I challenge you to NOT play Country music.