Whatever

On the first day of school a first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a Dallas Cowboys fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Cowboys fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise, 'Janie, why didn't you raise your hand?'

Because I'm not a Cowboys fan,' she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Cowboys fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I am a 49ers fan, and proud of it,' Janie replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Janie please tell us why you are a 49ers fan?'

"Because my mom is a 49ers fan, and my dad is 49ers fan, so I'm a 49ers fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher in a obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a 49ers fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?'

"Then," Janie smiled, 'I'd be a Cowboys fan.'

 

Also…

 

Knot lookin gewd by da time we git home from da hospital….wed and thurs r fooked

 

Those are under 2 bucks each.

How them family members doin?

 

Dey good … ready to be home.

 

Ya, looked good today, but right back to da rain buckets agin… check da bilge.

 

Ain’t want noe hurricun

 

I'd take a drop er two of rain from it, my grass gave up last month and went somewheres else.

 

It's my favorite time of year! Cowboy joke season!

 

Randyum

 

#diabeetus

 

Da Cacti took over again?

 

Dey jokes all year long… huntin’ is just better around dis time…