ASSHOLE PARKING

They don't want their fancy and expensive car to get a scratch!

 

once more in winslow az at walmart

 

Stayed on the pavement, at least

 

Made sure to protect the dash, too!

 

There is a full lane just looks deceptive in that pic

 

Had to sneak a picture while checking the tires on my car so not sure how easily you can see that this guy just stopped right in front of the gas station convenience store entrance. He's not blocking a pump but he is blocking anyone trying to leave the pump closest to the store.

 

At the gym.. and saw this guy’s parking job..both of his passenger front and rear tires are touching the line..

 

Does this count?? I think he may have taken the dodge Ram commercials too seriously

 

@parkinglotlosers on Instagram. Send any and all pictures like this there. I’ve been too lazy to post much lately, but this thread was inspiring.

 

County Fair is on so they have arrived all over

 

One of my biggest complaints is folks that do not know how big/long their vehicle is. Applies to parking and merging!

 

So I had a messed up knee the past couple months. Tore my meniscus. Last weekend running errands with the wife and realized she sucks at parking. I didn’t call her an asshole. Whaddya think I got a death wish? I said instead she parks like an old lady….

 

The conversation with my wife would have went something like this.

Me: I hope there's no one around here from the Tacoma World fourm I'm on.

Her: oh yeah, why is that?

Me: because there's a thread on that site called a****** parking and I'd prefer not to see our car posted there.

 

question:

Would you rather a long/big vehicle pull all the way up and impede the spot in the next row [like in the picture]?
Or
Leave his ass hanging out in the aisle?

I would rather they pull up and not impede traffic, even if they are over the line between parking rows..


At least dude in the truck above parked seemingly straight and isn't dangling out into the traffic lane
I hate it when people with large vehicles leave their ass out, sometimes turning a two lane into a one lane
Or just not even GAF and park crooked over several spots

 

now both of you owe us pictures of your wives bait parking jobs!!


and for the record, i'd rather be called an asshole than an old lady!

 

Women are not very good parkers because they don't judge distance very well. And this is because all their lives, boyfriends / husbands have been giving them the wrong idea of what 12 inches is...

 

Having once driven a vehicle so large it would not fit in one parking spot in many lots, I can identify with this. My 77 Malibu was a boat and I had it in the mid 1990s in college. The parking lot at my building was a big one for this but I would park it way in the back lot nowhere near people and try to back in the ass end over the curb (no pathway behind) for that reason. I'd rather someone take up 2 spots versus block the main thoroughfare when it has to be one of the two.

My wife once said gimme 6 inches and make it hurt, so I gave it to her 3 times and smacked her butt..haha

 

My point was to call her an a****** parker, without actually calling her an a****** parker.

 

Saw this guy’s parking job..