Whatever

Yo

 

Oh….. WHO DAT!

 

I prefer quiet over people being obnoxiously loud.

 

What’s going on with your cowboys @HoboDave

 

I used to have three despair posters in my office, this is one of them (what I quoted above)…

 

So I was out fishing yesterday morning and all of a sudden I snagged a cotton mouth and when I reeled it in I saw it had a frog in its mouth.

I grabbed it behind the head and got the frog and hook out but couldn't figure out how to let go without getting bit.

Finally, I decided to get my emergency Wild Turkey bottle out of my tackle box and poured a little into the snakes mouth

Sure enough, he got real relaxed and I was able to unwind him from my arm and I tossed him off into the weeds.

I went back to fishing and about an hour later that damn snake came swimming back toward my kayak.

I raised my paddle getting ready to whomp him when I noticed just before he got in my boat the damn thing had two frogs in it's mouth.

 

That's different as long as your cool about it...
Cause . . .car . . .

 

I couldn’t get both of them

 

Ehhhhh....

Header, no catalytic converter, fart can. They didn't like me too much



Even though I never got on it in the neighborhood at all. However, guy a couple houses down had a foxbody Mustang with no mufflers that would speed through the cul-de-sac and do a burnout, nobody cared. Fuck that neighborhood, glad I moved away.

 

This used to be on my desk for years.

 

I had a v8 camaro with open headers...i got called in on noise complaint at 130-230pm...on a Saturday. After cops left i did a big burnout in street just as an FU