Whatever

Watching the Patriots embarrass themselves. Guess I’ll just turn in….


Gunnite ladies and gentlemen

 

I think we get 30 but you can take them anytime within a year.
Guy I work with had a kid one year in like March and took his 30 days in November.

 

Gnite Pibbers

 

Knot vintage but cast iron is cool! Those old 3-notch Lodges are killer. Butt nothing beats a Griswold!! Or an old Erie! Prove me wrong!!

 

That’s a good deal

 

Nice! We gettin’ nasty!
Tiddies have a super-power on us dudes.

 

Kant speek fer anybody else butt I like em.

 

If you can’t hang out with yourself, you have a problem and you likely suck. I’m not religious , but I’m open to a higher power. The universe is too fucking cool to not make you believe in a higher order. And also that we are massively irrelevant. I love telling those thumper folk that I hope death means you’re dead. DEAD. What if all the assholes you’ve encountered along your path with the mortal coil also made it to the promised land?? That would suck!! I hope, if heaven exists, that it’s filled with dogs. And a select few good souls!

 

Call it "Higher Order" or call it "Providence" (as they used to say in the 19th century), or...

 

Always my friend! You got a battery charger and some washing soda? Make you an electrolysis tank and cook that bitch for about 12 hours. It will come out pure virgin grey and rust before your eyes. Throw it in the oven to dry it off, then start oiling and cooking that sucker! It’s easy. I use rebar for the cathode. The pan is the sacrificial anode. I always thought that would be a great name for a band….
Hairy Ballzak and the Sacrificial Anodes!!

 

Mah Boy Phil! ❤️

 

And they travel in pairs!!!
Woot!

 

Oh fuck…. That guy!!!!

 

You see Gutfeld last night?

 

Yep

 

Chocolate Brownie plus truffle, my favorite but my doctor put a curse on me!

 

Kat is kinda lookin moar hot yeah? We talkin tiddies again aren’t we?

 

Was it Boner, Boener, or Baynard?

 

You do home made too???