Whatever

Two old ladies are walking down the street when a thug comes up and says “I’m going to rape you!” The one old lady says to the other “doesn’t he mean rob us?” and the other lady says “shut up; he knows what he’s doing”

 

In NC we have no such thing...
Our state goberment is a greedy fucker

 

Thats The Post of the Day Right there...

 

They like them deer groceries.

 

I fount me a gem of a license plate today!!! Getcha some supper, relax and get reddy fer some pikshures lader tonight!!!!

Boy o boy!!!

 

I’ll be waiting with a cold beer in my hand.

 

Bedded down 7.5 yards from me.

 

Randoms ('cuz quick trip into town)


See dem leaves ... no? ... 'cuz dey gone.

 

That's disappointing. Our state has "hurricane preparedness holiday", in um, the last weekend of April.

So... If ya need a shitload of batteries, that's when's to take your vacation.

 

My cubicle could use a spicy one.

We should make a deal.

 

I may do that as well.

I doubt you (or anyone except me) would want this one, its.....rough around the edges.
I'd post a pic now but Im in my shop and it takes 37 minutes to post.


Side note:

@buckhuntin-tacoma
I was gonna stay over there but when I was nappin in a super shady spot I turned my truck on and it was like 82°....that was before noon. So my fat ass came home.

 

All this talk of generators,I have yet to replace mine that the mice destroyed. This is what I need

 

Random

 

Yeah I wanted a Honda but

 

I still dream that I meet someone who has one of those Honda's that is slightly broken and free to a good home