Whatever

Yikes

 

Wife and I get home at the exact same time today. In the driveway she holds up her grocery bag and says "I got hamburger stuff!" I hold up mine and says "I just went to the meat market and picked up a pair of top sirloins plus a pack of patio steaks."


She goes verbatim - "let's grill the patio steaks tonight, because I'm feeling bougie."

 

So, on my way to the trash can just now, I happened to notice the “Suggested serving size” on the ice cream carton. Half a cup. Seriously? I read it after eating half a gallon

 

Am I correct in assuming that this is Tennessee's humongous orange tee, and not Texas' humongous orange tee?

 

Ain’t never heard of no “ Patio Steak “

 

I got a purdy good score yesterday. I got these


And these


And this (which I'll paint)


Already have another one just like it

 

You got any room left in that she shed of yours?


Good score!

 

That is correct. Vols beat the Tide today

 

It's, um, a thick patty of ground chuck wrapped in a slice of bacon.


Basically fancy hamburger and just as cheap.

 

Nope, she's fulled up, but I'll figger somethin out.

 

At the rate you're going, you could redo the siding of the she shed in license plates.

 

I think I have about 600.

 

That's an incredible amount!

 

or hoarding…