Whatever

*again

 

Whoops, I wasn't supposed to bring that up...

 

I just had this conversation with the wife.

Now, when I see the wrap or the stickers, it immediately advertises one of two things. Either it says "I'm a huge fan of this", or it says "I masturbate exclusively to this." Either way, good for you...but you do realize that your car will be visible at work and Thanksgiving dinner, right?

 

Both. It's both

 

Gross

 

And guess what...

Mr. stinkyfingers-san is handing out candy to your kids tonight.

Actually, fuck it, where's my costume, I don't mind the extra germs if it means free candy. That shits expensive.

 

Meh, most people have some skeletons in their closet. Some just fly the freak flag in public. Those you usually don't have to worry about. It's the quiet ones you do.

 

@Squirt

 

What. Am I considered a quiet one

 

Uhhhh yea. Freak

 

❤️

 

Ask @Delta09 . He put it out there!

 

I have met some people who really don't have skeletons. Or I should say, skeletons not large enough to ruin a career.

I found them to be entirely dull and uninteresting.

 

I mean, he saved all my shit so there's some weird stuff going on in his mind...