Whatever

Hope he’s got all his pajamas washed and ready for “hunting.” But really it’s not hunting at all, he just watches animals walk by. And then he’s got all the excuses, it’s to hot, the mosquitoes, it’s to cold, it’s to windy, it’s not windy enough, I fell asleep in the chair at the base of the tree, my fat ass was to lazy to drag the deer.

 

I forgot my bow release in the truck...no doubt it will one of those

 

Shit the bow will still be in the truck!

 

"How hot was it Bob?"

... "so hot my Skittles melted."

 

Das one handsome dad right there! Enjoy your time off.

 

To be honest, I've never tried one, even playing dress up as a kid

 

Well, damn. They went legal in my state of employment so they no longer test for that substance. Honestly though there's never any randoms after the initial test on hiring. Hell, I ran a forklift into a support post and bent that fucker at a 45° and never got tested. My only punishment was I got paid to cut out and weld in a new post

Now, there's a couple fuckers that bring in their weed pens and go out on the ramp and do it. Idiots are going to get smoking banned all together there

 

Morning y'all.

 

Waiting for the fence ppl to show up to quote the repair! So at least I ain’t at work!

 

How are you and your gals doing?

 

Good Morning Whatevers

 

Good Morning!

 

Thank you!! I aint seen shit yet but Im in a tree and have plenty of chew....

I get all the flirting...and I know yer hankerin to hit this....but damn.

Thank you sir...for not being a weirdo.

 

Oh please...