Whatever

Got back Monday from 10 days cruising in Mexico. Now it's 45* in the morning and I have pants/jacket on. This whole work thing truly interferes with my desired lifestyle

 

Take it with the can ... on the curb, must be throwing it away. Honest mistake.

 

Looks a little moist? Pretty still.

 

The kids were snooping around, trying to find their Christmas presents, so my sister suggested I put them in the attic. Now all the whining and crying up there is keeping me awake.

Good morning whateverers

 

How can you tell who the groom is at an Italian wedding?

 

Randos

 

He’s the one without a mustache? The other one is the bride?

 

I used to work at this state park
We would take one of those gator 4x4 things out to our study sites and sometimes i had to ride in the back
The chick I worked with would usually drive and holler at me "hold on to the girls" as she yanked the wheel off the trail

 

what is that white stuff???

 

Cocaine

 

And phuck the mail lady too!!

did ya shoot it?

 

Nah, I'm pacing myself.

 

He’s the one in the new construction boots.

 

You always go hunting but you never kill anything. Or anyone…that we know of. I’m starting to think you don’t go for the hunting. Do you own camouflage underwear?

 

I dont wear camo unless Im in a tree.

And have you had to drag a deer lately? It sucks!!!