Forks Up Bitchez! (Formerly Whatever)

Rob

 

So how to these pumpkin spice lap dances go down?
They put the pumpkin spice on their titties and the wave em in your face while sitting on your junk?

 

I wouldn’t know. I just see the signs. Not like I’d ever be caught in a place like that. That’s my story and I’m stickin’ to it

 

I don't want to know exactly how that works ...

 

Thanks Allison.

 

Well, since you put it that way...

 

So, I just finished binging 7 seasons of “The Closer”
Now I gotta find something else. Retirement is way overrated

 

I’m thinking similar to the taco? And that’s all I’m gonna say

 

might i suggest

seems like the choice a lot of retired dudes around me make

 

Mrs Gritto likes that one.
It's one of the shows that I can tolerate if I happen to be downstairs and not here in my Home Theater, trolling youse guys

Kyra Sedgwick does a very good Georgia accent.
Not bad for a gal from Long Island


* I lived in upstate South Carolina for 10 years, so close enough to have a pretty good idea

 

no problem!!

 

Too expensive. My niece comes over and shares once in a while. Not sure how she can afford it without a job but I don’t ask questions

 

I just assumed she was really from the south

 

Thats one way to get someone to like pumpkin.