ASSHOLE PARKING

Hope you didn't have a passenger

 

Seriously?

 

This one is not asshole parking. Well maybe could have parked further out in the lot but mostly just thought I'd upload this bitchin ride with questionable parking (last one):

 

I lied I found a few more in my camera roll. I take pics but never get round to uploading them.

 

Blocking access aisle and ramp.

 

Okay last one for real for now till I harvest a new crop and remember to upload.

 

Went to the Chinese market this weekend and there was a wrapped mid engine Corvette with no plates, Vato Zone aero kit, and Instagram Dong camera on the rear glass parked across two handicap spots.

I’m guessing this is some kind of bullshit nuisance streamer thing because there was some kid dressed like a clown standing next to the car like he just wanted somebody to confront him.

edit: do people really hate handicapped spaces that much? Or is it that I have to deal with it. At least the wife is in less pain lately…

 

Do you have an annoying Jeep duck on your dash? SMH.

 

I always wonder why I don't post much... until I finally post and some twat comes along to say some irrelevant off-topic judgey "you're not part of the cool crowd" bullshit.

I HAD a cool little devil ducky on my dash for some while until the sun unfortunately bleached, then brittled him up and he kinda disintegrated on top. I thought he was cool. I still think he was cool and wish I still had him.

Now I have an even cooler little resin tortoise with a bobbling head that reminds me a bit of dry-bones, though he's not actually a dry-bones. I won him at an arcade at our favorite amusement park on the skee-ball lanes. You can just barely sort of see him in the next post pic if you look real close. Is that okay? Am I allowed back at the cool kids table? Oh wait I don't actually want to sit at that table.

Whatever, I'm sure I have no problem with the horse you rode in on. He's probably cool.

 

I am far from anyone that thinks the dumb ducks are cool. They are the bane of my existence an the absolute worst thing a canadian soccer mom ever invented. Car culture says dont touch someones vehicle PERIOD.

The tortoise sounds cool tho

 

WTF does having a duck have to do with car touching? Is having a ducky an invitation for vehicle fondling among the Jeep crowd? Didn't know that.

I didn't even know duckies were a thing with Jeep owners until about a year ago TBH. I just had that duck because he was a cool ducky and my daughter liked him. Found out about the ducky thing after my ducky had come and gone. I don't pay attention to trends. Just because the Jeep folks feltch duckies or whatever they do doesn't make the ducky any less cool, just the Jeep owner. You're blaming the victim man.

Ducky lover,
Buggsy

 

The real travesty here is eating at Crackerbarrel.

 

I had cold eggs at the one in Gainesville, FL. I had just come off a night shift and it made me die inside.

 

Could be wrong, I think he means if someone goes and leaves the duck on another vehicle (touching the person's vehicle). Only a guess.

My friend's Jeep has a nice collection, at the center is a big purple glittery one.

 

Pun intended?? Based on what they are towing..

 

I saw this guy park like this and only be there for 5 minutes…

 

What's a dea with Jeeps and rubber ducks? They were all over Pigen Forge. Usually on mall crawler poser Jeeps. One 20 or 30 of them (the whole dash was full).

 

Saw this while leaving work. They were still parked like this when I went back to work that night.

 

The Reader's Digest version (see what I did there?)

https://www.rd.com/article/jeep-ducks/

Started as a gesture of kindness in 2020. Sadly the person credited with it passed away at a pretty young age suddenly.