AZ BS Thread 4²0

Only one of the coolest neighborhoods in Chandler.

 

I looked it up on Zillow. I couldn’t afford that unless I started working by the dumpster behind Wendy’s

 

Can you put a price tag on your happiness?

 

I mean, how do you think @KingOfTheNorth got where he is today?

 

The Government sure thinks so!

 

Aint wrong. And its monday so I am already at work sucking todays dick.

Woke up to a text from a customer from 5 months ago that just says "still waiting" with a angry emoji. She texted me at 1230. We finished that job. Get to have that fun call in a hour.

 

They sure do.

 

So this chick blows your phone up at 1230 am on… technically a monday morning that a job isn’t done?

I can only assume she was drunk and didn’t get any last night. She must have been mad and thought of you.

 

Yeah it wasnt even something we really did. I was doing her a favor cause she hired a sub par deck construction crew. So we went over for free and fixed her deck railing.

 

Sounds like she owes you
a… Erhmm… favor…

 

Maybe she meant to text the guy that was supposed to come over last night, but he came to his senses and realized that you never stick your dick in crazy.

 

I mean she did say “STILL WAITING” angry face emoji.

 

Ah no thanks.

Married to a really cool dude.

 

Man's gotta eat.

 

So it looks like I need to have my cam tabs bent back on 2 of the passenger side mounts, as well as re centering the cam bolt/washer. I'll also be ordering the Marlin Crawler kit to have welded on to reinforce the tabs in the future. Any of you in the Glendale-ish area that have a welder and would be able to help out with this? I can throw you some cash or your choice of booze.

 

Welding sounds like fun

 

It is

 

I imagine it’s like focused chaos

 

It is. James just makes it look easy.